Post by Admin on Nov 3, 2013 16:50:44 GMT -5
JR:Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to GWF's portion of Bon Fire Night!
BBH: What are you waiting for to brake the bad news Ross?
JR: I wanted to brake it slowly Brain. Folks unfortunatly Ricky Steamboat showed up to the GWF arena in "no shape to compete" but the show must go on! We have decided to air the unaired Main Event of GWF episode #1!
BBH: Our feed was down due to a rampage by the monster Kane backstage!
JR: Right so folks we will re-air Christian Cage's legends challenge as well as the new main event of GWF#1, Claudio Castagnoli vs Bryan Danielson sometime this week. Tonight Punk vs Joe IV for the GWF World title with Stone Cold Steve Austin as the guest referee.
BBH: Enough blabbing Ross lets take you back to the action!
JR: There he is folks CM Punk, the man many consider the Best in the World.
BBH: Bah, he's no Flair, Ross!
JR: I don't think we'll ever see another Flair, Brain.
JR: Listen to that reaction these fans love him!
BBH: That won't do much for him against the Samoan Submission Machine, Punk has yet to beat Joe in there 3 outings.
BBH: Joe is one big nasty hard headed samoan, i'd be scared to get in the ring against him.
JR: Both these competitors know each other so well, you have to think they both know exactly what the other will go for.
Crowd: BOOOOO/JOE IS GUNNA KILL YOU/BOOO
JR: These fans have a mixed reaction to Joe.
BBH: We have some intelligent fans in the crowd tonight, still way too many humanoids in the stands tonight though.
JR: You could cut the tension with a knife..
BBH: Looks like Joe stabbed straight through that tension! haha!
JR: What blatant disrespect by Joe.
JR: An intense stare down.
JR: STONE COLD STONE COLD! Austin is here to keep order in this match, there he is with the beautiful GWF World Heavyweight Championship.
BBH: Wow what a title better than the garbage most promotions today use!
JR:As if Punk vs Joe wasn't enough, Austin is the wild card that should make this match hella intresting.
BBH: Austin is one insane S.O.B. but can we trust him to not get involved?
JR: He's promised no funny bussiness tonight.
JR: and this one is under way!
BBH: Ha Punk's already running, what a Punk!
JR: No brain he's going for Joe's legs, knock the big man down a notch.
BBH: Joe brushes him off like a fly!
JR: They look to lock horns again.
JR: Big kick to the midsection, it's no secret Punk is well versed in the art of Muy-Thai.
JR: Another big kick
BBH: Joe is eating these! He's just playing hurt
JR: Sure he is Brain.
JR: Punk off the ropes...
JR: Joe with a huge chop!
BBH: I heard that clap from here Ross! Punk's chest is looking like raw meat!
JR: Punk quickly back to his feet and they re-lock horns.
JR: Joe over powers Punk
BBH: HA Punk almost went into the first row!
JR: Joe with the head lock.
JR: And he forces Punk into the corner
BBH: Followed up by a big ol' palm strike
JR: Another Palm strike
JR: Big elbow
JR: Austin telling Joe to back out of the corner.
JR: Joe nails Punk with his signature kick!
BBH: Now Austin making sure Punk's still breathing!
JR: Joe in complete control as he raises Punk to his feet..
JR:.....
BBH:?!?!?!??!?!?!?
JR: Punk uses the ropes as leverage to flip over Joe and bridge it
SCSA:1......
JR: Joe bridges out at 1!
BBH: Did Punk really think that would keep Joe down?
JR: Both men to their feet, and Punk slips under Joe's arm
JR: Punk has Joe set up for the...
JR: Pepsi Twist!
JR: Both men have risen to their feet, Punk clamps on the headlock
JR: Joe backs up into the ropes
JR: Joe with a huge powerslam.
BBH: Joe has incredible raw strength he's been throwing Punk around the whole match!
Samoa Joe: Is this your hero? this is who you call the best in the world?
JR: Joe getting into it with the fans
BBH: He does have a point Ross.
JR: Oh please Brain.
JR: Joe forcing Punk to his feet.
JR: elbow to the gut
JR: BAh Gawd Joe gets spiked straight on his head
JR: Punk with a baseball slide
JR: Punk with a huge suicide dive really pulling out all the stops.
JR: Punk winding up for a big kick
BBH: Joe needs to regain control, and fast.
JR: Joe uses Punk's own momentum to reverse the kick
BBH: That shows the skill and talent of Joe, his timing is incredible.
JR: Punk takes a big fall over those steps.
SCSA: 5...get back in the ring you big dumb sum of a bitch
JR: Joe and Austin exchanging words.
BBH: There was no need for Austin to call Joe a "big dumb son of a bitch"
JR: Joe sliding back into the ring...
JR: And he slides back out, breaking up the count, him and Austin locked in a stare down.
JR: Joe looking for a weapon, all GWF title matches are no DQ, there has to be a clear winner.
BBH: That rule should have been installed in all promotions long ago.
JR: Huge dropkick by Punk, he just rearranged Joe's face!
JR: Punk setting up the chair...
JR: Punk puts Joe in the chair, and now he winds up
JR: Right in the kisser!
BBH: C'mon Joe you still got this.
CM Punk: OLE! OLE OLE OLE! OLE OLE!
crowd: OLE! OLE OLE OLE! OLE OLE!
JR: Punk taking a page out of Joe's book and firing up those OLE chants, look like it's time for a OLE kick!
BBH: Learn your own moveset Punk!
JR: Punk comes charging like a horse..
JR: BAH GAWD! Joe just got his head kicked off!
BBH: Austin do your job and get them in the ring!
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JR: Punk putting Joe back into the ring
JR: Punk with a huge springboard clothesline
JR: No! strike that folks joe caught punk and threw him straight over head
BBH: Joe's a monster his strength is unmatched.
JR: Joe's signaling the end.
BBH: Make him black out Joe!
JR: Punk slips out!
BBH: Lock it back in Joe!
[/URL]JR: Punk rolling through
JR: The Vice! Punk has the Anaconda Vice locked in!
BBH: Don't tap Joe! Fight it!
JR: Joe grabbed Austin! he's desperate to get out!
JR:In a move of pure desperation Joe threw punk onto Austin to break the vice, i'm not sure how smart that was.
BBH: He did what he had to to escape!
JR: Joe signaling for the end.
BBH: Yes! this is it!
JR: Punk being forced to his feet here.
JR: Punk's way up there!
BBH: Punk's going for a ride!
BBH: MUSCLE BUSTER!
JR: This one has to be over! Punk's damn neck might be broken.
SCSA:1......
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SCSA....2......
BBH: The hell is Austin doing!?!?!??
JR: AUSTIN FLIPS OFF JOE!
BBH: The hell does he think he's doing!
JR: It appears Austin didn't take to kindly to being used to break the vice.
JR: Joe getting right in Austin's face.
BBH: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
JR/BBH:?!??!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!?
JR: STUNNER STUNNER!!! STONE COLD STUNNER BAH GAWD!
BBH: THIS IS BS ROSS HE PROMISED TO CALL THIS FAIR AND SQUARE!
JR: Punk's up and he sees Joe's down!
BBH: No no not this way!
JR: Punk bringing him too his feet...
JR: Punk has him up!
BBH: NOOOOOOO THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT
JR: GTS GTS GTS!!!!!!
SCSA;1.......
SCSA:2......................
JR: JOE KICKED OU JOE KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD I DON"T BELIEVE IT!
BBH: YES A GTS AND A STUNNER COULDNT PUT HIM AWAY NOTHING WILL
JR: Punk and Austin can't believe it!
JR: Punk going to the well again...
JR: Joe reverses!
[/URL]JR: Punk sent crashing into Austin!
BBH: Not again!
JR: Joe going for the kill again!
BBH: Third time's the charm!
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JR: The Coqunia Clutch is locked in!
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BBH: PUNK TAPS!
JR: Joe thinks he's won, but Austin didn't see it!
BBH: TWICE twice Joe has won this match what a load of horseshit!
JR: Joe now realises Austin is out cold.
BBH: You'd think as a former wrestler he'd be able to take a god damn hit!
JR: Joe trying to revive Austin.
JR: Punk Tackles Joe!
JR: Punk forces him into the corner.
JR: BIG KNEE
BBH:C'mon Joe hang tough you can still win this!
JR: Punk positioning Joe
BBH: NO WAY
JR: WE HAVEN"T SEEN THIS MOVE IN YEARS BRAIN, PUNK"S TRIED EVERYTHING BUT THIS!
JR/BBH:?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
JR: PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCSA:1...........................2........................
SCSA:3!
JR: Punk's done it! he's finally beat Joe, and is the new GWF world heavyweight champion!
BBH: Punk didn't win this Ross! Austin and Punk won this was a handicap match!
JR: Punk being awarded the title
JR: Stunner to Punk! why the hell did Austin do that?
BBH: I think he made it clear Ross, he wants the World Title!
JR: That's all the time we have hear tonight folks!, we hope you enjoyed our portion of Bonfire Night! stay tuned for the other amazing promotions and don't forgot to stay tuned for Captain Charisma's legends challenge and Claudio Castagnoli vs Bryan Danielson, goodnight!