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JR:Hello Ladies and gentleman and welcome to the first official episode of GWF! And what a show do we have for you tonight!
BBH:Thats right Jim! Tonight in the main event we have Samoa Joe taking on CM Punk, with special guest referee Stone Cold, for the GWF world championship!
JR:Now folks you may be wondering why that match for the world title does not involve our world champion Raven.
BBH: HA that goth reject Raven injured his back at Fall Brawl when he Even Flowed Jericho onto the safe, and cost me enough money to buy you twice Jim!
JR: Gambling's a terrible vice and id hate to see you go down that road Brain.
BBH: Ah theres nothing wrong with a little something on the side!
JR: Oh would you hush up brain, its time for our first match, a 24/7 open invitational hardcore match!
BBH: Oh that garbage divison, why do we have that again?
JR:Because our fans demand it brain, now for the rules of this match, it starts off with two competitors, then from that point anyone can come down and try and claim the title, the title can also be up for grabs at any point during this broadcast.
BBH: I cant believe funk's in this!
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Here comes Taz! the second competitor in this hardcore free for all, god knows how many others competitors will be in this brawl.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comBBH: wow what a chair shot! there goes the very last brain cell funk had.
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JR: funk slowly rising to his feet, while taz grabs ahold of a guard rail section
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Big Drop toe hold into the guardrail
JR:Funk has a chair
JR:Taz grabbed ahold of funk
JR:Huge Tazplex by the human suplex machine
JR:Taz now bringing Funk to his feet.
JR:Taz rolling Funk into the ring.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Funk up on his feet, lord only knows how.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Funk grabs ahold of taz!
Uploaded with ImageShack.comBBH: right into that safe! that safe made Raven forefit the world title!
JR: thats right brain, hopefully well see the return if both raven and jericho soon.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJr:HUGE texas piledriver by funk! this one has to be over taz' neck might be broken!
Uploaded with ImageShack.comBBH: but wait here comes another competitor for the garbage...um i mean hardcore title
JR: oh hush up Brain
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Thats big ole' Bradshaw! a veteren of this divison.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Big right hand
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: WOW! what a powerslam by bradshaw sending funk into that barbed wire bed
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR:Bradshaw now going to that stock pile of weapons.
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comBBH: bradshaw just sent taz into loony toon land with that one.
JR:and now he has a chain this cant be good.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: and taz is bleeding like a stuffed big while bradshaw chokes him out!
BBH: Funks up to his feet and he has a stop sign!
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: FUnk blasted him with the sign and is now taking him over to the ladder
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: And bradshaw just had his face rearranged by that ladder.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comBBH: taz now rising to his feet
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Poor terry funk has to be broken in half!
BBH: My god funks career may be over
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: AND TAZ GETS DECAPITATED
BBH: bradshaw used the chain for added damage and what a shot that was.
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Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: and bradshaw is your first hardcore champion!
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: Hey its Scott Hall! he made his GWF debut at freedomania in assisting his old buddy Kevin Nash to pick up a victory.
Uploaded with ImageShack.comJR: big knee to the gut...
JR: He's setting up for the...
BBH:Outsiders edge through the table!
JR:What a slobber knocker this is!
BBH:What the hell is a slobber knocker Ross?
JR:A country whipping, a good ole' fashioned ass kicking Brain.
Ref:1......2......3!
JR:And Hall is now the second GWF hardcore champion!
BBH:Its only the first episode Ross! this division is garbage!
JR:Now Hall's high tailing it out of here with his tail between his legs!
BBH: i would too Ross! a match could happen at anytime you need to be in and out as soon as possible!
BBH: Hall's coming back out?
JR:This can't be good Brain.
JR: IT's KANE IT's KANE BAH GOD KANE!
BBH: Take it down a notch there Ross.
JR: I don't think you understand Brain, Hall cost Kane his match against Nash at Freedomania.Kane is now extracting his revenge.
JR:He has Hall by the throat...
JR:Hall is up...
BBH:and he's down through the stage!
JR: BAH GOD! hall's been put through the stage!
JR:Kane now pinning hall with just his foot,1.......2.....3!
BBH:If hall got up from that you might as well crowned him GWF world heavyweight champion.
JR:Kane is now your GWF Hardcore champion, and hopefully the last one for the night.
BBH:kane is now heading to the back.
JR:and weve got cameras ready backstage.
JR:Is that a casket Brain?!?!?
BBH:I believe so, why does kane have a casket in the middle of the backstage?
JR:Kane now opening the casket...
BBH: Thats Kevin Nash! What the hell has this evil bastard done!
JR: God only knows Brain, it looks like Kane has exacted his revenge for Freedomania
JR:He can't just leave him in there!
BBH: I think he'll do whatever he damn well pleases.
JR:That's Al Snow and he has a road sign!
BBH:well that did not end well
JR:.....
JR:Oh my god he has to have Snow 8 feet in the air....
BBH:Honestly what was Snow thinking attacking the monster kane?
JR:?!?!?!?!!??!?!?
BBH:Oh my lord...
JR:BAH GOD I CAN't BELIEVE WHAT IVE JUST SEEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS KANE HAS KILLED AL SNOW
BBH:That was too much...is Snow even breathing...
JR:folks...we have to cut to commercial...
BBH: we need time to fix the stage, and someone needs to scrape Al off the floor... Well be back soon folks...
JR: Folks we're back, the stage has been fixed.
BBH:And Al Snow's remains have also been scrapped off the floor.
JR That's nothing to joke about Brain, Al Snow had to be taken to the hospital he was seriously injured at the hands of Kane.
BBH:Enough about Al Snow its time for some tag title action!
JR:The Road Warriors, one of the greatest tag teams of all time, look to add another company's titles to their list, but they'll face very rough competition from The Dudleys
BBH: Can we get some color in those titles? they look god awful.
JR: You'll have to talk to CEO Garcia about that one Brain.
BBH: The Dudleys are in for one hell of a fight tonight, i've already got my money on The Road Warriors!
JR: I'm getting mighty tired of telling the folks at home we don't endorse gambling Brain.
Bubba: Cut the music, cut the music... Do you know who we are? we're the greatest tag team of all time, we've won tag team gold all over the world and battled with the best of them.
Bubba: You're just another tag team in our way, but to even things up a bit, lets make this a Chicago street fight.
D-Von: Oh my brother, TESTIFY!
JR:And the Dudley's have hit the ring!
JR: D-Von nails hawk with a right, While Animal nails Bubba with a left.
BBH: Ouch D-Von smearing Hawk's war paint with that slam into the turnbuckle.
JR:......
JR:......
JR:Huge clothesline by Animal, sending him and Bubba to the outside.
JR:D-Von now working over Hawk in the corner
BBH:Huge right hand, Hawk's one of the toughest S.O.B.'s around he ate that punch like it was nothing.
JR:And now Hawk counters!
BBH: Hawk showing his pure strength and lifts D-Von.
JR:Hawk has him up on his shoulder,
JR;............
JR:What a powerslam by Hawk
BBH:D-Von might need a chiropractor after that one.
JR:Meanwhile on the outside Bubba has a chair.
BBH:If i know Animal, this wont end well for Bubba.
Jr:Um i don't think you said that right Brain, sounds like you had a Michael Cole moment.
BBH:I know what i said Ross, don't you ever compare me to that idiot again.
JR:And Animal gets cracked with the chair! The impact was deafining.
JR:Animal's still on his feet! It's like he was never even touched!
BBH:What did i tell ya Ross, These are the Road Warriors the toughest S.O.B.s around!
JR:Bubba wound up for another chair shot but Animal nails him with the clothesline.
JR: Bubba lands head first on his own chair, and back in the ring Hawk is still in control.
JR:...
JR: Look at the height Hawk gets on the jump
JR:And Hawk drops the fist.
BBH:The Road Warriors are dominating this match, Daddy's getting paid tonight!
JR: This one's not over yet Brain.
JR:Bubba counters...
JR:And he sends Animal shoulder first into the post.
BBH: Hey! Put my laptop down!
JR:Bubba measuring up Animal...
JR:Bah Gawd! Bubba crushed Animal's head between the step and the laptop!
JR:back in the ring, D-Von has regained control.
BBH:He plans on piledriving Hawk?!?
JR: The move is not illegal here in the GWF Brain.
BBH:That's not what I'm worried about Ross...
JR: That move makes me cringe, you could paralyze a man with it.
JR:D-Von now getting into it with the fans.
BBH:wait for it...
JR:For what Brain?
BBH:HAHA for that Ross, never try and piledrive Hawk!
JR:Bah Gawd i can't believe it, Hawks's on his feet!
JR:Big clothesline by Hawk
BBH:Haha i love it Ross! The Road Warriors are unstoppable!
JR:Hawk's calling it! he's going up top.
JR:Meanwhile on the out side Bubba's putting the boots to Hawk.
JR:Hawk is up top calling for the headbut.
JR:But not if Bubba has something to say about it!
JR: And Hawk gets hung up in the family jewels.
BBH: Animal has Bubba now!
JR: Ouch and Bubba eats steel step.
JR:D-von has Hawk up for a suplex
JR: Big impact from that suplex.
BBH:Look at the pure strength of Animal, lifting Bubba way over head.
JR: Wow that had to knock the wind out of Bubba
BBH:Might have knocked 10 pounds off him too haha.
JR:Animal now looking for a weapon from under the ring.
JR: Is that a spiked elbow pad?!?!?!?!
BBH The Dudleys wanted a street fight, they're getting one!
JR: He's trying to kill him!
JR:Thank god Bubba dove out of the way, Animal nearly decapitated him.
JR: Bubba looking for a weapon of his own now.
JR:Bubba has a roadsign now..
JR:Animal is going to have a serious concussion by the time this one's over, he's taken so many head shots.
BBH:He'll be fine he's been doing this for years.
JR:Bubba sliding into the ring now, it looks like Hawk is working D-von over with a headlock.
BBH: Turn around Hawk!
JR: Too late! Hawk gets cracked with the sign!
Bubba: D-von...GET THE TABLE!!!
BBH: These idiotic blood thirsty fans are going wild at the thought of someone going through a table!
JR:That's not just any type of table, that's a barbedwire table!
JR:Bubba's picking up Hawk, getting ready for the 3D
BBH:C'mon someone get out i can't afford to lose again!
JR: Hawk off the ropes...
JR: Hawk's up, put it looks like Animal tripped Bubba up
JR:D-Von dropped Hawk, and Animal's going after D-Von
JR: Huge spear by Animal!
BBH:Yes! the tides are turning!
JR:Hawk going to the top rope, and Animal's fixing the table.
BBH: It's Doomsday Ross!
JR:...
JR:D-Von's wayyyyy up there!
JR:!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
JR:BAH GAWD, Hawk just ate that barbed wire table chest first!
BBH: NOOOO c'mon it can't end this way!
JR:The table didn't even fully break, Hawk's rolling in pain and the Dudleys are getting to their feet.
JR:D-Von has Animal..
JR:Animal's up!!
BBH:C'mon reverse! get out of it!
JR:3D!!!
BBH:GOD DAMNIT I CAN'T LOSE AGAIN!
Ref:1...2.....3!
JR:That's it! The Dudley's are the new tag champs!
BBH:Hello...hello Ricardo? cancel the tag match bet, i said cancel the tag match bet! what do you mean it's too late? GOD DAMNIT!
Jr; Maybe you should lay off the gambling Brain, folks we'll be right back with Mick Foley's big announcement, after this commercial break.
Jr:Folks we're back and right now we have Foley coming out to make a big career announcement, after he was spine bustered onto the interview stage at Freedomania.
JR: Foley has had one hell of a career, i've seen him thrown off of 15 foot high cells and go through flamming tables, but theres only so much the human body can take.
BBH:He's just a glorified stunt man if you ask me Ross.
JR: I don't recall asking you Brain.
JR: I wonder what Foley has in that briefcase.
BBH:Probably his last remaining teeth! haha.
JR:Oh hush up Brain.
JR: looks like we're about to find out what's in there.
MF:Well...um...it looks like for the first time in my career i'm at a loss for words.
MF: After i was spine bustered at Freedomania, i was basically told by my doctors that it's either stop wrestling, or end up in a wheel chair.
MF: So i'd like to go out with a bang!
MF: So for the last time, it's "Cactus Mankind Dude Jack Love"
JR: say goodbye to a true legend Folks.
BBH: What number retirement is this for Mick? I've lost count is it his 10th?
JR: Hush Brain.
JR: Is that?
BBH: Yes i believe that's Cody Rhodes, Ross. The most athletic, charismic, and best looking member of the Rhodes Clan.
CR: Well isn't this just rich, Look at yourself Mick, you look utterly ridiculous.
CR: This is what? you're 5th, 6th time retiring? How many times are you going to do this Mick?
how many times are you going to "retire" only to come back in a couple months, years, hell maybe even weeks or days, just for the cheap pop and a pay check.
You're a whore Mick, nothing more than a wrestling whore hopping around from promotion to promotion spreading your W-STD's?
Holding back younger more talented wrestlers such as myself.
CR: So the only way to truly get rid of you and to stop you from spreading the disease, i'll have to retire you myself.
MF: i know what you're trying to do here Cody, you're trying to get a rise out of me, and as much as i'd liked to kick your little disrespectful ass all over this arena, and fix where Dusty went wrong, i am seriously injured and won't put my family through seeing there hero cut down.
MF: Really Mick? that's the excuse you're using, your family. The same family you put through seeing you get thrown the cell countless times, the same family that saw you get handcuffed and whacked over and over with a chair while they cried and asked their whore mother, who slept with the entire locker...
MF: YOU SHUT YOU"RE MOUTH YOU SHUT IT RIGHt DAMN-
CR:No you shut it Foley, you can parade around here all you want like you're some type of wrestling god and holier than all of us in the back that didn't have to throw themselves through tables and have their wife sleep with the boss so they could get a cheap pop and move up the ladder-
MF: THAT"S ENOUGH, YOU'VE GONE TOO DAMN FAR. DUSTY OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T RAISE YOU RIGHT. IT'S UP TO ME TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL OVER THIS DAMN ARENA, AND TEACH YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT RESPECT AND NOT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH.
NEXT WEEK YOUR ASS IS MINE RHODES.
CR: Poor sad predictable Mick Foley, so much for retiring, and we fight on my terms, not yours. I'll finally do what the boys in the back have been wanting to do for years, finally put you out of the business for good.
JR:Folks now it's time for Captain Charisma Christian Cage's legends challenge.
JR:Now folks, if you watch the great BWR, you know that for sometime Christian has been issuing an open legends challenge,
untill he crossed path's with the Undertaker, since he is free of Taker here, he has decided to continue his legends challenge.
BBH: Christian, the Instant Classic is one of the most promising superstars we have on this roster.
The man is a former N.W.A. world champion!
JR: There is no denying Christian's talent Brain, however his Attitude however, plain out sucks.
BBH: He knows how good he is Ross! man if i still managed, between him, Ziggler, Joe Henning, I could have a new Henan Family!
JR: You do that Brain.
CC:Where my peeps at?
Crowd:BOO BOO BOOOOO
BBH: These people are idiots Ross, how could they boo the Instant Classic?
JR:They must not care for his attitude either
CC: Now anyone that follows the Instant Classic, knows how much i love embarrassing the so called legends you people adore.
I'm just that damn good, i'm a former N.W.A. world champion, something half these "legends" couldn't accomplish.
CC:So any "legend" in the back this week, that thinks they can last 5 minutes with Captain Charisma, and wants to embarass them self, come on down.
BBH: I wonder who's going to come down Ross
JR: Well whoever it is i hope they knock some humility into Christian
BBH:Well unless it's Curt Henning, or Ric Flair, i don't think they stand much of a chance.
BBH: Oh god, Not this idiot.
JR: The Fans are in for a treat tonight because they get to see...
JR: George "The Animal" Steele!
BBH:This is just rediculous.
JR: The fans love it Brain! they're going wild for Steele.
BBH: Look at Christian, he looks disgusted.
CC:Really? This is the best the GWF has to offer me?