Post by Admin on Jun 30, 2013 17:23:17 GMT -5
Paul Heyman: Hello Ladies and Gents, Paul Heyman here with the man who will be facing Kane later tonight in GWF's portion of Freedomania, Mankind!
PH: So Mick, Uh i mean Mankind why have you decided to leave the anounce table and lace up the old running shoes?
M: Well you see Paul, Mankind sat back
and watched Raven deliever a sick beating to the now injured Chris Jericho at Fall Brawl,
and Makind sat and thought, im just as sick and twisted as Raven, why am i wasting my time behind this desk when i could be winning world championships?
PH: But do you still have it Mick?
M: Do i stilll have? DO I STILL HAVE IT?!?! well why dont i just take out my trusty little friend and show you i still have it!
M: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND PAUL
PH: Now mick theres no need for that im just doing my job!
M: Whats that Mr. Socko? Mr. Heyman needs to learn what? When to shut his Walrus mouth?
PH: Mick please!
PH: Dear god!
PH:Whats going on here?!?
PH:What was that for Hunter?!?!
HHH: I'm Tired of this scum Foley, he needs to know when its time to hang it up, even if i have to beat it into him
PH:Hunter you may have killed him!
Bobby Hennan: Foley is a Fool! he should have stayed behind the announce table and that would have never happened!
Comissoner Garcia: Attacks like that will not be tolerated! There will be repercussions for Triple H's actions!
BH:Anyway here comes the monster Kane
CG:Thank God i am a very paranoid man and i had a replacement lined up for Foley If he couldn't compete
BH: Who is it Garcia? Hopefully you didnt pick another washed up Humanoid
CG: I think the fans will be quite happy with my pick Brain.
BH: Time for your replacement Garcia, hopefullly you won't dissapoint!
BH:No way! you really pulled out all the stops Garcia! How'd you manage to sign Nash?
CG: I told you i don't dissapoint Brain, just throw some money at Nash and he'll do whatever you ask.
BH: Look at the sheer size of Nash! Two of the biggest men in professional wrestling square off one on one for the first time ever here at Freedomania!
CG: This should be one for the history books! You can exept more of this once GWF gets rolling with its first ever full show!
CG: And the action is about to get under way!
CG: And they lock horns!
CG:Kane forces Nash into the corner
BH:look at the sheer strength of Kane! how many people can bully Nash like that? Im glad my moneys on him!
CG: What have i told you about the gambling Brain? Do you value your job?
CG: Senior Official EArl Hebner does his job and gets kane off of a cornerd Nash.
BH:Wow what a shot by Kane just about knocked Nash's teeth out!
CG: Nash is obviously shaken.
CG: Kane stays on the attack
CG: Ouch stiff elbow my Nash
BH: Kane may need a new mask after that shot!
CG: Big Clothesline by Nash knocking the monster down to a knee.
CG: Big boot by nash!
BH: Knowing a weirdo like kane hes probably eaten boot before!haha
CG: You're just hillarious Brain.
BH:And good looking too, don't you forget it Garcia.
CG: Kane shakes off Nash
CG:Another big upercut by the big red monster!
BH: Nash is going to have to eat his meal through a straw by the time this ones over!
CG: And a Big swing ddt may have knocked Nash's brain around his skull.
BH: What brain Garcia? We all know im the only one with a brain here. thats why they call me The Brain!
BH: Wheres kane heading?
CG: Your guess is as good as mine Brain.
CG: kane ascending the turnbuckle here.
BH: Kane looks a tad too comfortable up there for a big man.
CG: Kane is quite the athlete he even pulled off a Hurracanrana back in the day.
CG: And Kane comes down hard across Nash's throat.
BH: Is Kane already seting up for the chokeslam?
CG: He's looking to put his one away early.
CG:And Nash gets chokeslammed straight to hell!
BH Big deal im in hell everyday its called having a wife, something you wouldnt know about Garcia!
CG: is it really smart to get wise with your boss brain?
Ref EH: 1...2...
CG:And Nash powers out at 2 and 1/2
BH: it was too early for that, Kane should know better than that.
CG: Kane now getting into it with senior official Hebner.
BH: I agree with kane, that was a slow count! do your job Hebner!
CG: Nash taking advantage catches Kane off gaurd!
CG: And Nash slams him down hard with a big sidewalk slam
REf: 1...2.
CG: and Nash barely gets a 2 count.
BH: Its going to take alot more than that to keep Kane down.
CG;Nash bringing the monster to his feet
CG: and Kane pushes Nash off straight into Senior official Earl Hebner!
CG: and Nash rebounds with a big knee to the gut!
BH: No ones going to check on Hebner? the mans old as dirt that could have killed him!
CG: Folks you know what this means!
CG: Huge Jack Knife by Nash and this one should be over!
BH: Not with no official it wont!
CG: Nash goes for the pin but theres no one to cont, 1...2...3...4...5... This one should be long over!
CG: Nash is clearly frustrated!
BH: He should be! these refs are so fragile! if the wind blows the right way they're down for a 10 count!
CG: Nash now trying to stir the ref
BH: But Kanes up!
CG:Hebner's up but so is Kane!
CG: TOMBSTONE!
BH: That has to be it this one is in the bag!
Ref: One...Two...Thr
BH: What the hell
CG: Is that who i think it is?
CG; Yes thats Scott Hall!
BH: that greaseball has more toothpicks and hair grease than scarface himself!
CG: and Hall is distracting Hebner for his buddy Kevin Nash!
CG: Kane is not happy
BH: Would you be if you had the match won?
CG: Now Hall has turned Hebner's back to the ring
CG: and now a bunch of cheap shots by Nash!
BH: he's held that choke for way longer than a 5 count!
CG: Uh-oh Nash is calling for it again
BH: Will the second time be the charm?
CG:Huge Jack Knife by Nash!
BH: Can he capitalize?
CG: And Hall forces Hebner back in the ring!
ref:1....2...
Ref: 3!
CG: and Nash has stolen a victory here tonight thanks to his buddy Scott Hall!
BH: My bookie better not count this!
CG: We've got bigger problems Brain! im sure Kane wont be too happy about this.
CG: the infamous WolfPac handshake and now Nash celebrating his BS victory.
BH: A wins a win Garcia, but look! Kane has sat up!
CG:And Hall and Nash split!
BH: any sane man would!
CG: Well that does it for Freedomania folks, catch us next time on what will hopefully be our first full episode! Good night and thanks for watching GWF's portion of Freedomanis, live From Wfigs Pay Per View!