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JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting edition of GWF Wrestling! live from the city so nice they named it twice New York, New York!
BBH: Oh please Ross! These people only named it twice because they were too stupid to think of anything else!
JR: This hot New York crowd wouldn't take to kindly to that Brain, Folks we have one hell of a show for you tonight! First The despicable group of thugs known as The Shield will be in 6 man tag action.
BBH: Say what you will about them they have talent. No one holds a candle to Black in the ring, Moxley can talk his ass off and is one crazy SOB, and no one on the roster can match the strength speed and agility of Roman Reigns, except Claudio Castangoli, Claudio's pound for pound the strongest man in the sport of professional wrestling!
JR: Speaking of Claudio he will be going one on one with "The Instant Classic" Christian.
BBH: He'll take care of business with Christian the same way he'll take care of Big E Langston at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
JR: Big E is no small feat Brain he is one strong SOB and we'll see that strength when Big E takes on Nic Ziggler with his new manager, Ric Flair.
BBH: After Ziggler was taken out by The Dudleys's on Aftershock Flair offered his managerial services to Nic. I couldn't be happier Ziggler has all the tools to be the next Ric Flair!
JR: That's right Brain, also in action will be GWF World Champion CM Punk when he takes on an opponent of Raven's choosing.
BBH: I'd be worried if i was Punk, Raven is one crafty SOB and he'll be looking to take any advantage he can heading into the Escape from Hell match at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY this sunday.
JR: All very good points Brain, Also we'll be seeing Samoa Joe in action as he prepares for his match against Stone Cold Steve Austin at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
BBH: Austin had no business costing Joe the World title at the joint ppv Bon Fire Night, just because he didn't like Joe's strategy doesn't mean he can screw him over!
JR: Austin was the special guest referee and had enough of Joe taking several liberties through out the match. Now lets head to the ring for our first match of the night.
BBH: And here come the three most dominant wrestlers today, Jon Moxley, Tyler Black and Roman Reigns. These guys would have fit perfectly into the Heenan Family!
JR: Don't let those title belts fool you folks. Yes, Jon Moxley is the hardcore champion thanks to the shield jumping Kane.
BBH: Hey! It's a 24/7 rule for the title Kane knew that when he jumped Scott Hall and chokeslammed him through the stage for the belt! He knew what he was getting into!
JR: Did our cruiserweight roster know what they were getting into when The Shield jumped them in the middle of a match and stole the X-Division belt!? No they didn't that's why Commissioner Garcia named Bryan Danielson the interim Cruiserweight Champion until ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY when both titles will be suspended above the ring and unified in an Ultimate X match.
Jon Moxley: We'reeeeeee backkkkkkkkkk, The Shield the most dominant group in the sport of professional wrestling is ready to deliver some justice to all you sports entertainers in the back.
JM: Now lets get this show on the road.
JR: Here comes they're challengers.
JR: Bryan Danielson and Austin Aries! these two men will be taking on Tyler Black in the ultimate x at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
BBH: What can these humanoids not count to three? It's supposed to be a 6 man tag not a handicap match haha!
JR: Danielson and Aries are now pointing to the rafters.
BBH: What are these two humanoids pointing at?
JR: IT'S SABU SABU BAH GAWD SABU! Sabu is in the GWF! He must be Jon Moxley's mystery extreme opponent for the hardcore title at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
JR: Dear Lord! Sabu dives off the rafters with a chair and lands right on the Shield!
BBH: C'mon ref! Do your job and restore order, this idiot shouldn't even be allowed in a ring!
JR: Aries drop kicks Reigns out of the ring, while Bryan works over Black's Knee and Sabu knocks Moxley's teeth in with a big right hand!
JR:Now Senior referee Earl Hebner restoring order, while Sabu works over Moxley.
BBH: It's about damn time!
JR: Sabu now looking to bulldog Moxley onto that chair.
BBH: The only wrestling hold Sabu knows and it involves a damn chair.
JR: Moxley catches Sabu...
JR: Oh! Huge backbody drop by Moxley to Sabu, right on that chair!
BBH: Haha, i love it! Sabu has no clue what he's in for, Moxley is just as sick and twisted as he is!
JR: Moxley makes the tag to Black.
JR: Springboard by Black...
BBH: Look at the athleticism of Black! Going for that patent Springboard Knee.
JR: Oh! Sabu throws the chair and nails Black square between the eyes, Dear Gawd.
JR: Sabu heading for the ropes now, Black seems to not know where he is.
BBH: How is that not a disqualification?!?
JR: C'mon Bobby you know the GWF Rules, there is no disqualification, until the referee deems it excessive, there must be a clear winner.
JR: Air Sabu!
BBH: HA! Black moves out of the way, he's too smart for you Sabu!
JR: Not so fast Brain! Tyler Black goes for the superkick and Sabu dives for his leg.
JR: Black really favoring that leg now.
BBH: Somebody get that damn chair away from him! This is a wrestling match God Damnit!
JR: Sabu nails Reigns with the chair!
JR: Moxley too!
JR: Sabu loading up with that chair now
BBH: C'mon Black, I've got too much riding on you!
JR: We really need to take care of your gambling problem Brain.
JR: Sabu throws the chair, but Black rolls through.
BBH: This is why he's the ring general Ross! He's always thinking 5 steps ahead.
JR: The Shield grabs the legs of Sabu to keep him stationary, and Black is airborn.
JR: Huge monkey flip by Black!
BBH: HA! You want to use chairs Sabu, The Shield can use chairs too!
JR: Black lifts Sabu to his feet and Sabu nails him with an elbow to the stomach.
JR: A huge fame-asser to Black on the chair!
JR: Now Sabu tags in Austin Aries
BBH: Finally a REAL wrestler, get prepared to see some actual wrestling now folks.
JR: They square up...
JR: And they lock horns.
JR: Black locks in the Hammerlock.
BBH: See, actual real technical wrestling you're in for a treat folks.
JR: Aries rolls through with a modified arm drag.
JR: Black back to his feet...
JR: And Black rolls through with an armdrag of his own.
BBH: Look at the seperation Black created between himself and aries that's smart wrestling.
JR: Indeed it was Brain, Aries sinks back into his corner and Bryan Danielson tags himself in.
JR: Aries and Bryan staring each other down, Aries isn't to happy with Bryan tagging himself in.
BBH: Ha ha these two glory hogs can't seem to get on the same page.
JR: And the Shield attacks! These men are despicable!
JR: Bryan gets nailed with a clothesline, Moxley grabs Sabu into the ring and Black grabs Aries.
JR: Spear! Spear by Reigns to Aries! Moxley lays into Sabu and him and Black grab ahold of Sabu.
JR: Dear Lord! Hook and Ladder Curb Stomp! They're trying to end Sabu's career!
BBH:They Should have done it on that damn chair Sabu had earlier!
JR: This is just disgusting now they have Bryan, Bah Gawd someone stop this,
JR: Triple Powerbomb! Triple Powerbomb by the Shield this is far enough!
BBH: This isn't nearly far enough for me but they just earned me a couple hundred i couldn't be happier Ross!
JR: Folks we'll be right back....this is just disgusting...
JR: Welcome back to GWF Wrestling on the Wfigs network, folks in the ring now is Mick Foley as Mankind.
MF: Cody...not only have you made it your mission to permanently put me into retirement but now you've taken it upon yourself to tarnish my legacy. Cody you may have cost me my match with Raven but that's nothing compared to what i will be costing you Sunday. I'm going to rob you of your youth, your charm, your natural good looks because no one will love a disfigured scar covered PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOURSELF. IF YOU'VE GOT ANY TYPE OF TESTICULAR FORTITUDE YOU'LL COME TO THIS RING RIGHT NOW AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN AND NOT THE BOY YOU ARE.
BBH: WOAH Hello that's not Cody Rhodes it's the American Dream Dusty Rhodes! Cody's father!
JR: The American Dream is a former NWA World Champion; NWA World Tag Team Champion; United States Champion; NWA Television Champion and 2007 Hall of Fame Inductee.
JR: I wonder what the American Dream has to say about his son's heinous actions as of late.
BBH: Nonsense Ross Cody is the future of this business Mick needs to step aside and let the young hungry kids take over.
JR: Still Brain Mick is a legend and should be treated as such.
BBH: A legend in what right? For being an idiot and jumping off a cell?
DR: Mick, Mick le' me tell yu' why i'm ou' here t'night. Now Mick yu' know yu' been a close friend o' the family fo' a long time now an' a personal friend o'mine. An i' really a lil bit dis-o-pointed in ma' son Cody's action yu' see.
DR: An i wanna personally a'pol-o-gize fo' his actions, fo' tha things that he's been saying.
MF: Now Dusty that's all well and good, and i respect you Dusty i really do...But Cody was not brought up right, i get it Dusty you were off being world champion booking the N.W.A. neglecting your son...
DR: Now Mick, now Mick i don' take ta' kindly' ta' that
DR: An' i don' tink Cody wiilll eitha'
JR: What in the hell.
JR: Oh God this was a setup! Cody and Dusty setup Mick Foley! And now Cody's putting the boots to Mick, how disgusting.
BBH: What are you talking about this is great Ross! Mick is holding back young stars like Cody he has to retire already!
JR: But it doesn't have to be handled like this Brain.
BBH: It's completely necessary Ross!Mick's had this for a long time coming.
JR: Oh! Bionic Elbow to Mick.
JR: Bah Gawd, Cross Rhodes to Mick Foley!
BBH: The deadliest move in the sport of professional wrestling Ross, and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
BBH: Stop it Brain, Mick didn't deserve this!
BBH: Ladies an' Gent-o-men your nex' Worlds Heavyweight Champion if you weiillll.
JR: We're going to a break folks...just disgusting...
JR: Folks here comes the man challenging Claudio Castagnoli for his U.S. championship, Big E Langston.
BBH: But he's still no match for Claudio, Claudio is pound for pound the strongest man in the sport of professional wrestling!
JR: Big E is very well just as strong Brain, this will be a very even match up.
BBH: Ah now here comes a true legend and his protege!
JR: Oh sit down and wipe the brown off your nose will you Brain.
JR: And there he is folks, Nic Ziggler.
BBH: The next Ric Flair! The next Shawn Michaels!
JR: Folks if you didn't catch it, Ric Flair took Ziggler under his wing on GWF Aftershock, after he was 3D' through a table by a frustrated Dudley Boyz.
BBH: haha! He's even perfected the Ric Flair strut!
JR: Now Flair is holding down that middle rope for Ziggler, like many a referee before did for him.
BBH: Why isn't Hebner holding the rope down?!? I demand his resignation immediately!
JR: Oh hush Brain.
JR: Now Ziggler hands his robe over to Flair.
JR: And this one is under way!
JR: They lock horns...
JR: And Big E overpowers Ziggler sending him into the corner and Big E comes charging.
JR: And Ziggler dives out of the way!
BBH: Great instinct by Ziggler! He really is the future!
JR: And Flair hooks Big E's leg, he truly is the dirtiest player in the game
JR: Big Stinger Splash by Ziggler, now Flair claiming he did nothing.
BBH: Because he didn't Ross! He was checking the turnbuckle get some new glasses!
Crowd:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JR: Big Chop by Ziggler, shades of the Nature Boy himself.
BBH: You're looking at the next Nature Boy folks.
JR: Ziggler tells the ref to get off his back.
BBH: Ziggler's absolutely right he has till a five count.
JR: And Big E picks up Ziggler and forces him into the corner.
JR: And Big E delivers a huge shoulder block, but Flair thumbs him in the eye! how disgusting.
JR: And FLair insists he did nothing.
BBH: He didn't Ross! Something got in Big E's eye thats all.
JR: Yeah Flair's thumb.
JR: Ziggler with a huge chop block to Big E.
BBH: More shades of the Nature Boy!
JR: And Ziggler continuing to work over Big E's knee.
BBH: He;s softening it up for the Figure Four, what great ring psychology!
JR: And Ziggler continues his attack on the knee of Big E.
BBH: Flair has taught him well, he's destined to be a future world champ under Flair's teachings.
JR: Ziggler showing off to the crowd and that just may be his fatal flaw.
BBH: Nonsense it's not showing off if you can back it up and Ziggler can clearly back it up.
JR: Both men off the ropes.
JR: And Langston hits his signature body press.
JR: Langston brings Ziggler to his feet.
JR: Vertical suplex lift.
BBH: C'mon Ziggler get back in control slip out.
JR: Looks like Ziggler couldn't slip out and gets driven through the mat.
JR: Big E off the ropes now.
JR: Ziggler rolls over and Big E hops over.
JR: And another big body press by Big E
JR: Cover 1..........2..........
JR: and Ziggler kicks out at 2.
BBH: Great resiliency by Ziggler.
JR: Big E brings Ziggler to his feet again.
JR: Oh but Ziggler drops down with a low blow! More shades of the Nature Boy.
JR: Oh! Ziggler drops Big E with a huge superkick!
BBH: I love it! in just two moves he shows shades of Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels! this kid is destined for greatness!
JR: Ziggler goes for Big E's legs but he kicks Ziggler into the corner.
JR: And Big E with a stinger splash of his own!
JR: And Big E stares down Flair; Ziggler, amazingly is still on his feet.
JR: And down goes Ziggler.
BBH: Flair really did teach him everything, down to the flop, haha!
JR: And Flair continues to interfere as he again grabs Big E's ankle.
JR: And Big E's had enough, he's confronting Flair.
BBH: HEY! You stay away from a wrestling God!
JR: Big E has Flair!
*crowd pops*
BBH: But here comes Ziggler!
JR: And Big E gets taken out with a huge vaulting body press by Ziggler.
BBH: He has strengths, speed and agility! He's the total package!
JR: Now Flair discussing with his protege.
BBH: Talking strategy no doubt.
JR: Ziggler distracting the ref, and oh! Flair kicks Big E right in the back of the leg Ziggler was working on, some strategy.
BBH: Well it's effective isn't it Ross!
JR: Flair throws Big E into the ring and Ziggler keeps referee Earl Hebner's attention.
JR: Uh oh, this doesn't look good for Big E.
BBH: He's going for...
BBH: Figure Four! Ziggler has it locked in! Big E might as well tap now.
JR: But they were too close to the ropes and Big E gets the rope break.
BBH: I didn't see a rope break JR! Keep it on Ziggler!
JR: Oh stop it brain he got the rope break clear as day.
JR: Big E now favoring that knee pulls his knee pad down.
BBH: That legs's on borrowed time Ross.
JR: No doubt about that Brain.
JR: Ziggler off the ropes, and Big E still favoring that knee.
JR: Ziggler's airborn.
BBH: This is it Ross!
JR: Big E caught him!
BBH: NO!
JR: Big E puts him over his shoulder....
BBH: C'mon Ziggler squirm out i have $50 on this!
JR: The Big Ending! Folks i know you're thinking that's not the Big Ending but GWF allowed Big E to put a more effective variation on the move, spiking opponents on their head instead of flat on their stomach.
BBH: I don't care about that Ross, Ziggler needs to get up!
JR: It looks like he won't be getting up for a while Brain, 1.................2..............
JR:3!
BBH: NO!!!!!! God damnit Ross I blame you for this!
JR: Big E looks more than ready for Claudio this Sunday. We'll be right back folks.
Johnny Copeland: You know Road Dogg i could really use a tag team partner around here The Dudley Boyz are looking for challengers.
Road Dogg: Yeah whatever kid.
BBH: Uh OH!
JR: It's Kane! Kane just last week was jumped for the hardcore title, and this Sunday him and his brother, The Undertaker will take on the Outsiders in a casket match!
BBH: And Kane doesn't look too happy JR...
RD: Hey look big man we don't want any trouble...
JC: Yeah were not looking for troub...
JR: Dear Lord Kane has the Road Dogg and rookie Johnny Copeland by the throats.
BBH: We know what's coming next Ross...
BBH: What goes up.....
BBH: Must come down!
JR: I fear for the Outsiders this Sunday...
JR: Folks here comes the man going toe to toe with Stone Cold Steve Austin this Sunday, Samoa Joe.
BBH: Austin had no business costing Joe the title, i can't wait till Joe makes him tap in the middle of the ring on Sunday.
JR: And theres his opponent Mike Cage.
BBH: Didn't this guy lose to Chris Jericho in two minutes last week? Haha!
JR: Joe doesn't look concerned in the slightest but he shouldn't take this kid lightly he did get some offense in against Jericho last week.
BBH: HA! Good one Ross, i put $100 on Joe beating him in under a minute.
JR: You really need help Brain.
JR: Cage now charging at Joe.
BBH: Mistake number one.
JR: And Joe catches him...
JR: And drives Cage into the mat.
BBH: HA! Signature Joe i give him 45 more seconds.
JR: And Joe throws him into the corner.
JR: Now Joe setting him up...
BBH: Ha, look at that poor kid won't even last a minute.
JR: Muscle Buster! Muscle Buster by Samoa Joe and that's all she wrote for Mike Cage.
BBH: Joe's not done yet Ross, he wants to send a message to Austin.
JR: And Joe locks in the Coquina Clutch. And that's it Mike Cage taps.
BBH: HAHA! Atta boy Joe i get my $100 and Austin gets his message i love it!
JR: Now here comes Captain Charisma Christian who has scored a considerable amount of wins against legends in both the BWR and GWF, these legends include George the Animal Steele, Bret Hart, The Ultimate Warrior and even The Undertaker!
BBH: Christian is undoubtedly a great performer but tonight he has to go against the man who is pound for pound the strongest man in all of the sport of professional wrestling, Claudio Castagnoli.
JR: Christian certainly has his hands full tonight.
JR: And there he is folks your GWF U.S. Heavyweight Champion and the man who has yet to be pinned in any pic fed in the world.
BBH: Look at those guns Ross! He's jacked!
JR: I'm not sure who loves Claudio's impressive physique more, you or him Brain.
JR: And this match is officially underway.
JR: Both men feeling each other out
JR: And they lock horns.
JR: Claudio lifts Christian up off his feet.
BBH: It took no more effort than picking up a child...
JR: Oh dear Lord!
BBH: Claudio threw him clear across the ring!
JR: And Christian looks stunned...
BBH: How could he not be...how do you beat a guy that can do that to you!
JR: Claudio again showing off that massive frame of his.
JR: And Christian catches Claudio with a big right hand.
BBH: You can't take your eyes off of Christian JR, he's a crafty veteran.
JR: Bah Gawd! Christian went for a springboard, but Claudio leveled him with a massive European uppercut.
BBH: I heard the impact from here!
JR: Claudio grabs ahold of Christian.
BBH: The pure strength of Claudio! He has Christian by his neck!
JR: And Claudio throws Christian clear across the ring...
BBH: Christian is sorely overmatched in the strength department he'll have to use his experience if he wants to take down Claudio.
JR: Claudio's no rookie Brain. He's been wrestling for over 10 years.
JR: Claudio looks to be setting Christian up for another European uppercut.
JR: But Christian reverses with a big dropkick.
JR: But Claudio rebounds off the ropes...
JR: BAH GAWD!
BBH: He decapitated Christian! He turned him inside out!
JR: And now he's admiring himself again.
JR:Claudio lifts Christian up to his feet.
BBH: Uh oh he's setting up Christian for his patented combo...
BBH: The UFO! Claudio swinging Christian around with no hands on just his shoulders!
JR: Claudio again shows off his raw power as he transitions it into....
JR: A Big Swing!
JR: And he throws Christian right on his neck!
BBH: Claudio's just so damn powerful... as much as I'm a Christian fan he just has no chance.
JR: And Claudio AGAIN takes a second to admire himself, someone get him a damn mirror.
JR: Oh low blow by Christian! Can't say i approve but the ref doesn't deem it excessive therefore it is not a disqualification.
BBH: That's the sneaky veteraness of Christian, if he wants to beat Claudio he has to use his experience
JR: CLaudio's no rookie Brain, he's been wrestling for over 10 years.
JR: Christian's looking for the killswitch, he may have this one can he knock off Claudio?
JR: Can he do it, Christian has Claudio locked in!
BBH: I can't believe it Claudio may be facing his first loss.
JR: DEAR LORD.....
BBH: NO WAY......
JR: BAH GAWD! Claudio lifted Christian straight over his head and planted him with a reverse killswitch!
BBH: I can't believe it! I've never seen the killswitch reversed like that...
JR: And AGAIN Claudio is admiring himself, yes young man you have a great physique but enough is enough!
BBH: Don't be jealous you don't look like that Ross!
JR: Now Claudio again picks up Christian.
BBH: He has to be out cold...
JR: He's setting him up....
BBH: The move that has put away many....
JR: He's way up there...
BBH: RICOLA...
BBH: BOMB! He's done.
JR:1...............2.............................3 this one's over.
JR: Big E sure does have a tough challenger as does Claudio, this Sunday will be a train wreck!
JR: And here comes the GWF World Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz.
BBH: They are not happy that this is the first episode of GWF Wrestling they've been on since Episode 1.
JR: That's right Brain they called out GWF Commissioner Garcia on GWF Aftershock and attacked Nic Ziggler. GWF Commissioner Garcia promised them he would personally bring in a high level competition tag team to face the Dudleys for the belts at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
BBH: The Dudleys have one of their signature tables in the ring.
Bubba Ray Dudley: We don't care who we face this Sunday, it's irrelevant to me and my brother Devon because no matter what they're going through this table.
D-Von: Oh My brother testify!
BBH: Who the hell are these two?
JR: The one in the front with the bandana is Chase Stevens and the one in the back with the white jacket is Justin Gabriel. They're one of the hot young talented tag teams on the indy circuit today.
BRD: Who in the hell are you two?
JR: Woah!
JR: And the waste no time diving over the tables and attacking the Dudleys.
BBH: Who the hell do they think they are attacking the Dudleys.
JR: They're sending a message that they are no joke, Brain. Chase Stevens knocks Bubba out the ring and is ascending the top turnbuckle.
JR: Justin Gabriel has Devon on the table and Chase is way up there.
BBH: They can't do this Ross!
JR: Dear Lord, what a Phoenix Splash by Chase Stevens!
Chase Stevens: My name is Chase Stevens, his name is Justin Gabriel and we are the NEW Naturals, Dudley Boyz be ready because were coming for these belts Sunday.
BBH: Oh shut up and get some help for the Dudleys!
JR: Folks we'll be right back with our main event of the evening
JR: And here comes GWF World Heavyweight CM Punk.
BBH: Punk will be facing a challenger of Raven's choice...this can't be good.
CM Punk: IT"S CLOBERIN' TIME!!!
JR: Punk won that title at Bon Fire night in an all out brawl with Samoa Joe.
BBH: And some help from special guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin.
JR: Oh please Brain, Joe used Austin to break up the Anaconda Vice.
BBH: So that gave Austin the right to not do the 3 count, and stunner Joe?
JR: Be that as it may Punk is the current world champion and in a bitter feud with Raven and Chris Jericho over the world heavyweight title. Folks Raven has had his problems with CM Punk dating back to the final episode of ROP when Raven took out CM Punk's eye with a railroad spike! Jericho and Raven have had their problems dating back to the debut of GWF when Jericho faced Raven in a Raven's rules match for the world title. Raven won the match by even flow ddting Jericho off a ladder onto a safe! both men suffered near career ending injuries causing the tiles to be vacated. Now they both want CM Punk's world title.
JR: And there he is, Raven, he is one sick son of a bitch.
BBH: I agree Ross he is insane.
Raven:.......We all need a haven, a sanctuary, a place to hide, a place to escape, a place to dream and hope, a place where the darkness won't seem so frightening. So it is written, so it shall come to pass. But for some the darkness is a relentless enemy that cannot be eluded. And once the darkness senses your fear, once it senses your pain, it is never far behind. I can empathize with these people. I can understand their futilly, I can feel their hopelessness. I feel their pain.....I feel this man's pain I understand this man. He is renowned in Japan they fear him, yet they treat him with the utmost respect... then he returned here, and he was treated as a joke forced to dance and prostitute his ability out for you people and you didnt even respect him. He is a true monster far more worthy than you people could ever fathom. Quote The Raven Nevermore.
Raven: He is The Giant Bernard.
JR: I don't believe it Brain! Raven has brought the Giant Bernard to the GWF!
BBH: Bernard is a multiple time tag team champion in Japan and was extremely successful in Japan.
JR: Speaking of championships, folks that title belt Raven is wearing is not an official GWF title, that was the original GWF World title Raven won at Fall Brawl 2012 and was forced to vacate due to his injury.
JR: And this match is underway.
BBH: Punk's in a lot of trouble here Bernard is a big challenge and he will not go down easy.
JR: And they lock horns!
JR: Bernard sweeps Punk off his feet.
BBH: Using that power advantage already.
JR: Punk's way over head...
BBH: And Bernard drops him with a huge gorilla press.
JR: Bernard off the ropes...
JR: Bah Gawd! Huge senton to CM Punk.
BBH: That'll crack a few ribs.
JR: And Bernard picks Punk up to his feet with a vice grip to the head.
JR: But Punk throws him off...
JR: And catches Bernard with a huge round house kick to the jaw.
BBH: Bernard has to watch those feet of Punk, they're so deadly.
JR: Very true Brain, Bernard off the ropes...
JR: And another kick to the inner thigh of Bernard.
JR: And now a backhand...
JR: And an open palm strike!
JR: Punk has Bernard reeling.
BBH: He may want to be careful Ross, all he's succeeding in is pissing off Bernard.
JR: Punk ducks the clothesline...
JR: And Raven trips up Punk, but insists he did nothing wrong!
BBH: Punk has no chance against Bernard especially if Raven's involved.
JR: Bernard brings Punk to his feet.
JR: And plants Punk with a huge Butterfly Suplex.
BBH: Bernard is a very skilled technical wrestler, Punk's in for the fight of his life.
JR: Bernard again forcing Punk to his feet.
JR: He has Punk by the throat...
BBH: He's looking for that Baldo bomb...
JR: No, Punk reverses and grabs the arm.
BBH: Punk is very resilient.
JR: And he rolls it into...
JR: A Pepsi Twist!
BBH: Punk amazingly got Bernard off his feet now he needs to keep him there if he wants to win.
JR: Punk ascending the turnbuckle...
JR: Punk calls this...
JR: The Macho....
JR: Elbow!
BBH: Great move by Punk and a great tribute to an even greater wrestler.
JR: Cover by Punk, 1.............2
JR: No! Bernard with a powerful kick out at 2.
BBH: Punk should know it's going to take a lot more than that to keep the Giant Bernard down.
JR: Both men trying to get to their feet.
JR: Bernard up to his feet now, and off the ropes.
JR: Oh dear Lord! Huge bicycle kick by Giant Bernard.
BBH: Punk might want to abandon his straight edge rule and take a shot of Vodka after that one, ha!
JR: You just crack yourself up don't you Brain.
JR: Bernard with the cover, 1.............2..............
JR: And Punk just barely gets the shoulder up.
BBH: I'm surprised i heard that kick from here!
JR: Bernard again brings Punk to his feet...
JR: He has Punk overhead...
BBH: They don't call him Giant Bernard for nothing, he's about 6'6 and Punk's about 7 feet in the air...
JR: Bernard thinks he thew Punk out of the ring but Punk landed on the apron.
JR: Punk with the spring board...
JR: And Punk hits the clothesline.
BBH: Punk takes Bernard off his feet again, i've got to say I'm impressed with Punk.
JR: Punk off the ropes...
JR: And a big knee to the back of Bernard's head.
BBH: That impact was so loud I heard it from here! that'll leave your brain rattling.
JR: And Punk off the ropes again.
JR: Bah Gawd! A huge Shining wizard by Punk.
BBH: This is Punk's big chance to put this one away!
JR: Anaconda Vice! Punk locks in the Anaconda Vice!
BBH: But here comes Raven.
JR: Oh! Raven clocks Punk with the former world championship!
JR: And now Raven and Bernard are putting the boots to Punk!
BBH: Smart strategy by Raven, wear the champ down before the big title match!
JR: It's despicable Brain! Have a fair fight Gawd Damnit!
JR: Raven brings Punk to his feet.
BBH: And Bernard wants a piece of Punk.
JR: Raven throws Punk to Bernard....
BBH: Bernard has Punk way over head again for the...
BBH: Baldo Bomb!
JR: Somebody get these two off of Punk, this is downright heinous!
JR: Bernard brings Punk up to his feet again at Raven's instruction but theres Chris Jericho!
BBH: Stupid of Jericho, he should just let them wear the champ down!
JR: Bernard throws Punk to Raven and charges Jericho, but Jericho pulls down the top rope!
JR: And down goes Bernard!
JR: Raven attempts to strike Jericho but Jericho blocks!
JR: Codebreaker! Codebreaker by Jericho to Raven!
BBH: Look Ross I can't believe it, Punk's back up to his feet!
JR: Oh! Punk clocks Jericho with a roundhouse!
BBH: That's Punk's thing Ross, it's always been his thing, he's in this for himself and no one else.
JR: Punk has Jericho up....
JR: GTS! GTS by Punk to Jericho!
JR: And Punk stands tall, will this be the scene at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY?
BBH: That's all the time we have tonight folks, goodnight! And tune into ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY on IPPV live on the Wfigs Network!