Post by Admin on May 27, 2014 17:58:28 GMT -5
JR: Hello fans and welcome to the first ever edition of GWF AfterShock!
BBH: And we've got quite the show lined up for you humaniods, tonight first GWF Commissioner Garcia will address the Shield situation as well as announcing the card for ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
JR: That's right Brain also we have some promos lined up for you from the GWF Superstar heading into episode #4. Now lets take it over to Commissioner Garcia.
CG: Thanks Bobby, JR. Now as you fans saw on the last episode, The Shield ran rough shot over the GWF. While Jon Moxley, Tyler Black, and Roman Reigns are all under a GWF contract, their actions will not be tolerated. Moxley, since the hardcore title is competed for under a 24/7 rule you are, for the time being, the current GWF Hardcore Champion. Tyler Black however, you did not win your championship in a match you were sanctioned for. In fact you did not win the title at all, normally i'd demand the title be returned immediately or there would be repercussions, however I have bigger plans for the time being. I'll get into those plans in just a minute. In the mean time Bryan Danielson has been named interim Cruiserweight Champion, since he had Austin Aries on the verge of tapping, while Tyler Black holds the X-Division title hostage.
The Card for ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY will go as follows.
Jon Moxley you will be defending your hardcore championship against two men who are not just hardcore, no these two embody the very word extreme. You will find out just exactly who on Episode #4.
Tyler Black. your X-Division Championship and Bryan Danielson's Cruiserweight Championship will be suspended high above the ring when you take on Bryan Danielson and Austin Aries in the Ultimate X.
Claudio Castagnoli will defend his U.S. championship against Big E Langston in a one fall to the finish 30 minute time limit traditional singles match.
Dudley Boys i know you think i've forgoten about you but i assure you i haven't you will defend those tag titles against competition i'll personally bring in to GWF.
Samoa Joe you will take on Stone Cold Steve Austin in a traditional singles match.
The Brothers of Destruction will go against the Outsiders in a Casket match.
Cody Rhodes will take on Mick Foley in a Last Man standing match.
And finally in our main event of the evening, CM Punk will defend his GWF World Heavyweight Championship against Chris Jericho and former GWF World Heavyweight Champion Raven in an Escape from Hell match. For those of you who do not remember the Escape from Hell match consists of two parts. The GWF World Heavyweight Championship will be suspened high above the ring, the combatants must climb a ladder and retrieve the belts. however this is not your ordinary ladder match as the combatants will be locked in a steel cage and after retrieving the belt must then escape the cage with belt.
I am Commissioner Garcia and i look forward to seeing all of you at Episode 4.
Bubba Ray Dudley: Can you believe this Devon? The Dudley Boys the most must see, the most dominant tag team in all of professional wrestling. We've held titles all around the world a record 23 times, and your GWF World Tag Team Champions. Yet we haven't been booked to appear in the last two episodes? What kind of crap are you smoking Garcia?
BRD: C'mon Devon it looks like our actions are going to have to speak louder than our words.
Devon Dudley: Oh my brother, testify!
Nic Ziggler: Oh um hey guys, what's up?
BRD: SHUT UP!
BRD: DEVON, GET THE TABLES.
JR: Good god! Those despicable Dudley Boys just 3D' Nic Ziggler through a table!
BBH: They're on the war path right now JR! Everyone on the roster would be wise to stay away from the Dudleys.
JR: Poor Ziggler is out cold.
: Christ kid get up. This can't keep happening to you if people keep comparing you to me and saying you're the next...JR: Who in the sam hill is that?
BBH: I have no idea JR!
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOO Nature Boy, c'mon kid up to your feet i'm going to help guide you to becoming the next limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing son of a gun, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NZ: uhhhhhh
JR: It's Ric Flair! The Nature Boy is in the GWF!
BBH: Not only that but he's going to be managing Nic Ziggler! Of all the talent in the GWF, he sees the most in this kid!
RF: Okay first things first we're getting rid of that horrible pink duster and getting you a robe. and i'm going to teach you how to properly apply the figure four, not that bullshit you and Miz do. We're getting you a suit too no more of that dress pants a t-shirt and sports jacket crap you like to do, from now on you're a mini Naitch and i'll be dammed if you don't live up to my legacy.
BBH: How could you expect him to live up to the legacy of a 16 time world champ?!?
JR: Great question Brain, we can only sit and watch to see how this all pans out.
BD: Tyler Black, Shield you interfered in the two things i love, kicking ass and winning championships. So come ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY not only will i win both championships not only am i going to give you the ass beating of a life time, but i'm going to make you tap dead center of the ring, submission match or not you will beg for my mercy.
BD: This title is mine, i dare you to try and take it from me, because i know i'll be getting back what's rightfully mine.
Jon Moxley: Do you think any of you intimidate us? We are the single most dominant force in professional wrestling, many have tried to dethrone us and all have failed we ARE the top dogs. Garcia you can throw any washed up "extreme" has beens you want at me, this title will stay with Jon Moxley. You're hand picked opponents may "embody extreme" but i LIVE ultra-violent. Nobody is safe and nobody can be prepared becuase i may not be the prettiest or the strongest or the best technician, no that's what these two are here for. But i AM the craziest son of a bitch you've ever crossed. You can pull out you're kings of extreme, I'm the ace of Ultra-Violence. I'm just a sick guy
Tyler Black: You think i give a damn about what match type i'm in? Make it Ultimate X make it a ladder match make ita triple threat it doesn't matter. No one in this business can hold my jock strap in that ring come ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY there will be only X-Division champion, and you're looking at him.
Roman Reigns: Don't think i'll stay quite about not being booked in a match either. at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY you will feel the wrath of the Roman Empire
JM: Believe... IN THE SHIELD!
CR: Foley...poor stupid brain damaged Foley. You talk about my days running around the WCW locker room, you think i don't remember those days too? You think i don't remember the overweight slob bitching about never getting a title shot, when the fact of the matter was you just weren't any damn good? You think i don't remember the man whose biggest claim to fame was getting his ass kicked by Abdullah and Vader? The man whose carre highlight at that point was having his ear ripped off?
CR: Oh i remember all too damn well Foley, and at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY i put that pathetic career away for good.
CJ: Raven i still remember how you tried to end one of the gretatest careers in wrestling at Fall Brawl 2012. Everynight i relive those 6 months i spent in the hospital with a possible brain trauma and a fractured neck. At ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY I'm not just looking to win the GWF World Heavyweight Championship, im trying to end your career. And Punk junior, we've fought all over the world and you're still just a cheap rip off of the original Best in the World. I'll see you at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY When i have your belt, Junior.
"My earliest memories are not of anything specific, they're more like memories of feelings as opposed to events. feelings of abandonment, feelings of loneliness, feelings of sadness. They say our destiny is formed in these earliest moments. That our fate is determined at this critical juncture. The chosen begin their path towards greatness, the ill-fated are doomed from the beginning. The unfortunate devour themselves, searching for annihilation. You see we are all prisoners of our own nature, locked in certain patterns of behavior. I could no sooner change the path that I've been placed upon, than stop a swallow from migrating, or a samu from spawning. At ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY my destiny will be fulfilled Punk, and you're annihilation begins.
So it is written, so it shall come to pass. "Quote The Raven Nevermore!"
CM Punk: Raven and Chris Jericho i've had many a war against the both of you and every single damn time, when the ref counts to three, it's always the Best In The World with his arms raised high over head.
CMP: At ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY it will be no different because the true Pro Wrestling Savior is right here.