Post by Admin on Jan 4, 2014 21:09:01 GMT -5
Zack Ryder: Hello GWF Fans and welcome to the first edition of the Hashtag Broski Paparazzi.
Alex Shelley: Yes fans GWF's hottest new tag team the Broski Paparazzi is here to take you backsatge at the GWF Episode 3 tapping to show off the new arena. and the worthless talent my partner and myself will be facing in the Cruiserweight Invitational match.
ZR: Now lets switch to the Broski Cam.
AS: Hey Sydal! Yo Matt Sydal!
MS: What the hell do you two want?
ZR: Bro that pizza would never make it on my instagram same for that burger Aries.
AS: Yeah Austin do you two clowns think it's a good idea to eat that crap before a big match? i guees you'll be more out of shape than you already are Aries.
Austin Aries: get your camera the hell out of my food.
ZR: Hey look! It's Adam Cole and Bryan Danielson! how does it feel going from world champs to opening in a Cruiserweight match?
AC: Piss off, both of you.
AS: Ultimo Dragon and Mistico! How's the has-been and the never-was doing?
Ultimo and Mistico: ¿Que?
ZR: Petey Williams and Christopher Daniels! how are my two favorite TNA Rejects?
CD: Are you two ever going to grow up?
ZK: Folks you just saw our sub-par competition now lets check out that arena!
Petey Williams: Dicks.
AA: I can't wait to drop them on their heads.
AS: Bro i hope there's some quality ring rats tonight.
ZR: Oh for sure bro we're in New York! My hometown, i know all the ring rats i see a couple right now!
ZR: Sweet it's my main broskis JR and Bobby Henan, yo bro JR I'm telling you JR"s bar-b-q sauce would definatly benefit from a Facebook page, i'll set it up bro!
JR: What in the sam-hill are you talking about son?
ZR: See folks all new barricades, same ugly fans!
AS: At least there's more fans in attendeance clearly due to the most must-see tag team in wrestling the hashtag Broski Paparazzi!
AS: Bro where's the ring rats?
ZR: Im scanning for them bro.
ZR: Found her bro!
AS: Whoa!
ZR:Hello! what i tell you bro?
AS: Hello beautiful here's a key to the hotel across the street room 244 stop by after the show.
ZR: No one party's like the Broski Paparazzi! stop by for a fun time!
ZR: Bro i just realized if you gave her the key how are we getting back to the room?
AS: Bro you know i always pick up and extra key for the rats.
ZR: Well hello beautiful what's a gorgeous girl like yourself doing with a twig like this? How many Instagram followers do you have bro 2? i know this beauty must have 15k.
Yes! Fan: Piss off overrated jobbers!
AS: Woah there, don't make me hop over that barricade!
ZR: Oh bro see this dude with the Mankind mask?
AS: I remeber him from watching PWF back in the day, he's quite possibly the ugliest man alive.
AS: At least there's a full crowd to see us, Garcia wasn'y lying when he said there'd be 5,00 fans here.
ZR: Bro you know 5k is nothing we both have 20k on Instagram.
AS: True, but that's because we're the best looking, most gifted wrestlers in the company.
ZR: Oh true that true that bro!
ZR: Bro wee need more rats in the crowd, theres only 3 in total! i mean a bunch of these dudes look like rats, but that's not the rats i'm looking for!
AS: Bro with wrestlers as great as us the rats are bound to come.
AS: Well fans, there goes your tour of the GWF Arena for more superstar dirt, and the two more amazing wrestlers, make sure you follow us on Facebook Instagram and Twitter at Broski_Paparazzi, that's B-r-o-s-k-i underscore P-a-p-a-r-a-z-z-i.
ZK: Broski's out.