Post by Admin on Dec 31, 2013 10:18:49 GMT -5
JR:Hello fans and welcome, to another exciting edition of GWF!
JR:Here comes Cody Rhodes in his first ever GWF match, if you remember last week folks, Rhodes cut one nasty promo against Mick Foley
BBH:Rhodes wasn't wrong though Ross, it was Foley's what? 100th time retiring? someone had to shut him up.
JR: And in the ring his opponent for the night, Elix Skipper.
JR: Rhodes starts off with a vicious knee to the gut of Skipper.
JR:Followed by a big right hand
JR: And a vicious running elbow, to the small of Skipper's back!
BBH: Rhodes is being just vicious, i love it!
JR: More hard shots by Rhodes.
JR: Hard mudhole stomps by Rhodes
JR: And now he's choking the lifee out of him, get him off ref!
BBH: Let him fight Ross! You have to be ruthless in this bussiness!
JR: Senior Ref Earl Hebner finally gets Cody off, but Cody's arguing that he has till the count of 5.
JR: What a superkick by Skipper! finally getting in some offense.
JR: Cody seems to be dazed here.
BBH: He was just caught off gaurd, who honestly expected Skipper to get in any type of offense?
JR: Skipper spring boarding off the ropes.
JR: And he snaps off a huge hurricanrana! and just like that themomentum shifts!
JR: Skipper off the ropes...
JR:.....
JR:!??!?!?!?!?!!?
JR: Dear Lord! Cody turned Elix inside out from the sheer force of that clothesline!
BBH: Looks like he'll be drinking his food out of a straw from now on haha!
JR:Cody picking Elix up to his feet...
JR: He's setting up for.....
BBH:In my opinion the most dangerous move in wrestling...
JR: Cross Rhodes!
BBH: Spiked him straight on his head Ross!
JR: And look at the cockyness of young Cody Rhodes, barely drapping his arm over Skipper!
BBH: Why should he have to exert more energy than neccesary, Ross? Skipper's probably going to be out cold for the next week!
Ref:1......2............
Ref:3!
JR: Cody shows why he's a premir athlete, although i can't say i like his attitude.
BBH: Bah! kid's a star, attitude or no attitude.
JR: Ref Hebner making sure Skipper's okay.
JR: Cody's not even checking if Skipper's alright!
JR: It's Mick Foley! Mick Foley is here!
BBH: Turn around Cody! Foley's a lunatic! Wasn't he just in a mental hospital?!?
JR: No that was Cactus Jack in the GWV, great show by the way fans, if you haven't checked it out i recomend you do so right after you finish watching the rest of this episode.
BBH: Wait, Cactus Jack and Mick Foley are the same person Ross!
JR: Big shot by Foley
JR: And he rams Cody into the barricade!
BBH:No not his face! Cody is seen as the most attractive wrestler among female fans and female colleagues.
NNH: Look at that sicko, he's missing teeth he looks rediculous.
JR: Cody's running, like a scolded dog!
JR: he tripped over the steps, Cody's in for a world of hurt now.
JR: Cody is begging for mercy here.
JR: Low blow by Cody!
BBH: See Ross, Coy's clever he picked his spot and executed.
JR: He's a coward is what he is.
JR: Big shot by Cody
JR: Now both men trading blows.
JR: They've made their way over here! and here comes backstage officials Dean Malenko, Muhammad Hassan, Nigel Mcguinness, and Bily Kidman.
JR: Finally these two men have been seperated
BBH: Cody's not done yet though Ross, he's still yelling at Foley egging him on.
JR: Oh! Foley has finally had enough, he broke through and tackled Cody!
JR: These two men are brawling it out on the floor again!
BBH: They have a real hatred for each other Ross, they're going to wind up killing each other!
JR: Folks, we're going to have to go to a break, while we get things under control here.
JR: In the ring we have the Outsiders, they've had a problem with Kane ever since Freedomania when Scott Hall screwed Kane during his match with Nash. Last episode, Kane Choked slamed Scott Hall through the stage to win the hardcore title, also we saw Kevin Nash in a casket backstage.
BBH: Nash appears to have that same casket with him in the ring now, how the hell did he get out?
Nash: You people didn't think Big Sexy was going to stay locked in a casket did you? i don't know what's going through that big dope Kane's head but if he thinks he has any chance against the two best men in the bussiness, he has another thing coming.
SH: And Kane, I believe you have something of mine, so why don't you get your big dumbass down here, and give me my title back.
JR: The lights are out!
JR: It's the Undertaker! The Undertaker is here in the GWF!
BBH: Hall and Nash better head for the hills!
JR: Big Uppercut to Hall, sending him over the casket!
JR:And there goes Nash!
JR: The Casket popped open, and Kane is inside the casket!
BBH:Things are not looking good for the outsiders.
JR:Taker has Nash up!
JR:And into the Casket! now Kane had Hall up!
JR: The Outsiders have been choke slammed into the casket!
JR: The Brothers of Destruction did their signature taunt and now the lights are out again!
JR: The hell?!?!?!?!
BBH: Everything and everyone is gone except the mics!
JR: Folks we have to go to break, keep it right here, on GWF.
JR: Folks we're back and now we will crown the first ever GWF United States Champion!
JR: Look at that beautiful championship!
BBH: Far superior to that oversized flag most companies use!
JR: Here we have one of the most talented young superstars today, the "Playboy" Nick Ziggler!
BBH: Ziggler is one hell of a talented competitor, but he has to face the hottest name in wrestling today.
JR: Shades of Shawn Michaels there.
BBH: Ziggler has all the talent and charisma of Shawn Michaels, but he has the style and class of Ric Flair!
JR: Very true Brain, very true.
JR: His opponent is the hottest superstar in pic fedding today, the "Swiss Superman" Claudio Castagnoli
BBH: Claudio Castagnoli, Antonio Cesaro, whatever you want to call him, this man has been tearing through every pic fed company on the planet, scoring victories everywhere, come to think of it, i don't think he's lost a match yet!
JR: Claudio showing off those massive arms.
BBH: He is pound for pound, the strongest man in wrestling today.
JR: But can his strength match Ziggler's speed and agillity?
JR: Both men stretching out as this one is about to get underway!
JR: And they lock horns!
JR: Both men jockying for position here.
JR: Claudio uses his unmatched strength to force Ziggler into the corner. the ref demands he brakes the hold
JR:Claudio breaks the hold.
JR: Oh! he lights Ziggler up with a huge chop!
BBH: Nick's going to have some nice blood blisters from that one, Claudio showing signs of the Nature Boy there!
JR: Claudio raking Ziggler against the ropes, thats nor legal!
JR: The ref telling Claudio to respect the rules here.
JR: Claudio brings Ziggler to his feet...
JR: Ziggler throws a hard elbow to the midsection of Claudio.
BBH: Looks like he might have caught him below the ol' bread basket.
JR: And he drills Claudio hard into the turnbuckle.
JR: Nick drills Claudio with some stiff shots to the head.
JR: Looks like Claudio reversed out.
JR: Dear Lord! he sent Ziggler crashing into that turnbuckle with a brutle running powerbomb!
BBH: His strength is incredible, he just ran across the ring with a 225 pound man on his shoulders!
JR: Claudio again showing off those massive guns. His one fault, may be that he is a bit full of himself.
BBH: You would be too if you looked like that JR!
JR: Claudio now charging at Ziggler
JR: Oh! Big superkick by Ziggler.
BBH: Claudio allowed Ziggler to re-group while he taunted. If he wants to win this match, he needs to stay on the attack.
JR: Cover by Ziggler.
Ref: 1...........2
JR: Claudio kicks out at barely a 2 count.
JR: Ziggler transitons into a headlock
JR: And he transitions to his signature show off headstand headlock.
BBH: It's not showing off if he can back it up Ross.
JR: Claudio slowly rising to his feet.
JR: He throws Ziggler off
JR: Claudio charges,
JR: Huge drop kick by Ziggler, using his speed and agility to his advantage.
BBH: Ziggler's dropkick is a thing of beauty, it may be the best in the bussiness.
JR: Ziggler goes for the cover
ref:1............2
JR: Again Ziggler barely gets a 2 count.
BBH: It's going to take alot to keep Claudio down.
JR: Ziggler's bringing Claudio to his feet, but it looks as if Claudio has hooked his leg.
JR: The raw strength of Claudio, as he brings Ziggler way over his head from his knees!
BBH: How do you expect to beat a man that can do that to you?
JR: As we all know, Ziggler is very resourceful Brain.
JR: Good God Almighty! Claudio damn near breaks Ziggler in half with that torture rack back breaker!
BBH: Claudio's strength is insane, he's rising to his feet with Ziggler on his back.
JR:UFO by Claudio we've seen this sequence before folks,
JR:As he transitions it to...
JR:A big swing!
BBH: Claudio not only has strength, but balance and stamina to boot!
JR: And Claudio tosses him aside like a ragdoll!
JR: Pin attempt by Claudio here
Ref:1........2....
JR: Ziggler musters the strength to kick out.
JR: Both men up to their feet, as Claudio looks to send Ziggler off the ropes
JR:Claudio picks him up....
JR: Dear Lord! look how high over head Ziggler is! almost out of camera shot!
JR:Oh!
BBH: I heard the crack of Ziggler's jaw from here!
JR: He may have broken Ziggler's jaw!
JR: Ziggler is laid out!
BBH: I think even Claudio is shocked at how hard he hit him!
JR: Claudio believes he has this one in the bag, look at how he's pinning Ziggler!
BBH: If Ziggler kicks out he deserves that U.S. title.
JR: Ziggler gets his hand on the rope! Great ring presence by Ziggler!
BBH: That had to be reaction, Ziggler saw the rope and his wrestling instinct kicked in, no way he had the right mind to remember to grab the rope, not after that shot!
JR: Claudio seems frustrated here, picking Ziggler up to his feet
JR: Ziggler looking to pull a fast one here, he rolls up Claudio!
ref: 1.........2..
JR: Claudio again kicked out at 2, Ziggler holds on to his legs...
JR: Figure Four! Figure four locked on by Ziggler!
BBH: Theres the shades of Ric Flair i mentioned earlier!
JR: No! Claudio rolls it over reversing the pressure!
BBH: I'm not sure who's the smarter wrestler, Ziggler or Claudio! both men have shown such great ring presence and innovation!
JR: They break the hold both men look to have felt the effects of that one
JR: Both men using the ropes to help them up to their feet.
BBH: Looks like Claudio pulled down his knee pad, i wonder what he has in mind.
JR: Claudio charges Ziggler in the corner....
JR:!?!?!??!?
JR: Huge Yakuza kick by Claudio!
BBH: It looks like he ran his knee across Ziggler's face on the way by!
JR: Ziggler has to be out of it, with all these shots to the head, theres just no way.
JR: Claudio forcing Ziggler to his feet.
BBH: Again the strength of Claudio comes into play, picking up Ziggler's dead weight.
JR: Ziggler reverses! Ziggler reverses!
BBH: I can't believe he has anything left JR!
JR:Zig-Zag! Zig-Zag by Nick Ziggler! Claudio Castagnoli may be facing his first first pic fed loss!
BBH: I can't believe it what a fight put up by both these men!
Ref:1..............2................
JR: I can't believe it! Claudio kicked out at the last possible milisecond!
BBH:Ziggler can't believe it either, he thought for sure he had this match won!
JR: Both these men are utterly exahusted as Ziggler strugles to lift Claudio to his feet.
JR:Ziggler looks to be going for a piledriver.
BBH: An old school move banned by most wrestling companies, due to its known frequency to break necks.
JR: Claudio rolls out!
BBH: He has Ziggler by the arms!
JR: Uh-Oh Claudio looks to be going for his patent...
CC:RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCOOOOOOOOOOLA
JR:Bomb! Ricola Bomb by Claudio Castagnoli!
BBH: If Ziggler kicks out of this, he's superhuman!
Ref:1................2.............
Ref:3!
JR: This one's finally over, Claudio Castagnoli is your new United States Champion!
BBH: What a battle.
JR: Claudio Looks very proud to be your new U.S. champion!
Austin: That's one tough S.O.B. it's a shame i'll have to kick his ass if he ever goes for the World Title.
Samoa Joe: Hey, Austin!
SJ: What the hell were you thinking at Bon Fire Night?!? You cost me the World Title!
SCSA: I was thinking that you weren't going to use me to save your ass from tapping out
SJ: Oh is that so?
SCSA: Yeah it is ya big dumb S.O.B.
JR: Joe just shoved Austin back into his chair!
JR:Austin's fired up now hitting Joe with a big shot.
BBH: Another one! Austin's peppering Joe with lefts and rights!
JR: Now Austin's dragging Joe to the interview stage!
JR: Joe blocks the shot.
BBH: These are two of the toughest men in the bussiness, this is going to be a war!
JR: And Joe rams Austin's head into the stage!
JR: And he drives him back first into the table too!
JR: Austin with a huge kick to the gut of Joe!
JR: Austin has that chair way over head.
JR: Oh! what a chair shot by Austin!
BBH: He's just going to leave Joe there like that!
Commissioner Garcia: Hello fans GWF Commissioner Garcia here, unfortunatly due to poor planning by some senior officials backstage, who have now been let go, we unfortunalty did not have an arena for Figamania.
So going foward into 2014 the GWF will be moving into a brand new permanent Arena, that can seat more than 20 fans, we're predicting a record 5,000 fans at our next episode!
We here at The GWF sincerely apologize for mising Figamania, but you fans will see the match we promised for Figamania, at GWF's first IPPV, ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY.
Oh by the way that match will be an Escape from Hell match, involving your champion CM Punk. Now i know your thinking what's an Escape from Hell match?
The World title will be suspended above the ring, this will not be your typical ladder match, the ring will be sourounded by various weapons, and a steel cage! The opponents will have to climb a ladder, pull down both titles, then escape the cage, by climbing over and escaping the cage!
Now the promo for that match!
JR: And here somes The GWF World Heavyweight Chamipon CM Punk.
BBH: Punk's one of the most popular superstars in the company, possibly the most talented too.
CP: IT"S CLOBBERIN TIME!
JR: Punk grabbing a mic from our anounce table.
JR: And now he has to enter that demonic stucture, that he will get to know very well come ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
CMP: So... i'm going to have to be locked in here with some poor shmuck and we're going to be expected to beat the hell out of each other to entertain all you sick freaks at home that want to see us mutilate ourselves.
VMP: But none of that really matter because i am CM Punk i am the best in the world, it doesnt matter what match you put me in, you could electrify this cage, put barbed wire at the top, and an alligator pit around it, it doesn't matter.
CMP: We all know who's walking out on top come ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY
CMP: So whatever poor schmuck Garcia booked, come on out!
JR: No way!
BBH: It's Raven!
JR: That's right Brain, Raven the first ever GWF World Champion, with the original title on his shoulder, he beat Chris Jericho in a match at Fall Brawl 2012, that ended when Raven DDt'd Jericho off a ladder onto a safe, the match recieved high praise, but both men sustained near carrer ending injuries, Jericho needed 40 stitches and several staples in his head, while Raven had a herniated disk, from falling back first on the safe, it has taken him over a year to recover
BBH: If i remeber correctly Ross, the last time these two men were in the same ring together, it wasn't pretty.
JR: Thats right Brain, the last time Raven and Punk we're in the same ring, It was in Mikey's classic pic fed Ring of Poison(Now continued as a text fed on wfigs, check it out) During a This is Your Life segment Punk held to trash Raven, Raven crashed the party and damn near took Punk's eye out with a rail road spike! It's no secret, the hatred these two men have for each other.
JR: Raven getting right in Punk's face, flaunting his world title.
CMP: You?!? Is Garcia kidding me? I've kicked your ass for world titles numerous times if you think you're any kind of-
JR: Raven snatched the mic from Punk!
Raven: Punk, you're lucky i left you alive back in ROP at Teeth Like God's Shoeshine, don't think come ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY i won't hesitate to take you out for good.
JR: What the hell?!!?!?!?
JR: It's Chris Jericho!
BBH: But he suffered a carrer ending injury at Fall Brawl 2012!
BBH: These fans are going wild for him!
CJ: Listen Junior...
CJ: I just talked to Comissioner Garcia, and i still have my rematch clause. Punk we've had our fair share of great matches, but it's time for the rubber match.
CJ: And you, don't think i forgot what you tried to do to me at Fall Brawl.
Raven: You're just lucky we weren't anothe rung up on that ladder, or we'd be having the Chris Jericho memorial show.
JR: Jericho didn't like that comment too much, as he smashes Raven with an elbow!
JR: And Punk tackles Jericho!
BBH: Things are breaking down here!
JR: Now Raven and Punk trading blows!
JR: Raven with a kick to the groin of Punk.
JR: And Raven throws Punk aside.
BBH: These men all have some kind of personal vendetta against each other.
JR: Jericho's going for the Code Breaker!
BBH: No! Raven throws him off
JR: Evenflow! Evenflow DDT from Raven!
JR: Raven runs right into Punk!
BBH: Punk has Raven up for...
JR: G.T.S.! G.T.S. from Punk!
JR: and Punk's the lone man standing
BBH: Punk's not only picking up his World title, but Raven's too!
JR: Is this the sight we'll see at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY Folks thats all we have time for see you next time on GWF! Goodnight!
BBH:Goodnight!