Post by Admin on Oct 6, 2012 11:33:08 GMT -5
Mick Foley: Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to GWF's portion of Fall Brawl! We have a hell of a show for you tonight as two men i know very personally, take each other on for the right to be the fist ever GWF World Heavyweight champion, in a brutal Clockwork Orange House of Fun match!
Bobby The Brain Heenan: I don't like this Mick, Raven should be nowhere near a world title and the first ever GWF Title match shouldn't be a garbage wrestling match!
MF: Shut it Brain, This is going to be a great match, in front of a great crowd. we are live from my favorite city, New York City! Bang Bang!
BBH: Jesus Foley you scared the life out of me, dont do the Bang Bangs tonight, we are in New York you know.
MF: The arena is stock pilled with weapons tonight!
BBH: Referee Earl Hebner holding up the beautiful GWF world title
MF:Look at all those weapons, both of these men are sure gunna be sore in the morning
BBH: Here comes Raven
MF: I've known Raven a long time, this is going to be a brutal intense match.
BBH: Don't count out Chris Jericho, he is the best in the world at what he does.
MF: CM Punk would have you believe otherwise.
BBH: That's another great talent we have on our roster, why is he not in the world title match?
MF: You have to ask our mystery GM that Brain
MF: Raven has a kendo stick...thats never good.
MF: Trademark Raven
BBH: What are you, Michael Cole?
MF: I believe Michael Cole says "Vintage"
The lights have dimmed, you know what that means
BBH: There's my pick for this match, the best in the world Chris Jericho
MF: I dont know Brain, this isnt the style Jericho is used to wrestling.
MF: Jericho grabs a chair, looks like hes already adapting to the hardcore style.
BBH: What does he have in mind here?
MF: My guess would be a good ol' fashioned slobber knocker!
BBH: You just gunna keep stealing other peoples lines allnight Foley?
MF: Jericho grabs another chair
BBH: Even Raven is questioning what Jericho has in mind here
BBH: Jericho is telling Raven to take a seat.
MF: I've seen this before Brain this match is gunna start out stiff!
MF: Jericho tells Raven he gets first shot
BBH: Raven starts off with a brutal shot, Jericho might regret giving Raven first shot
MF: Jericho returns fire with a hard shot right to the jaw
BBH: Looks like Raven got bored quickly, and Jericho eats a boot.
MF: that shot knocked Jericho right out of his chair, Raven now grabbing his chair...
MF: Jericho starting to get to his feet after that big boot that almost knocked his teeth out. Raven has that chair high over his head
BBH: This is what im talking about with Raven, all he knows how to do is swing weapons, ill be shocked if he can even do a suplex!
MF: Dear God! the sound of flesh meeting steel echos throughout the arena. Those do not feel good folks, let me tell you, that will have your brain rattling for a week.
MF: Raven stomps on Jerichos head
BBH: I know its early in the match but Raven seems to be targeting the head of Jericho
MF: Jericho reverses...
MF: Oh! Raven gets thrown right into that pile of weapons, Jericho finally getting some offence in.
BBH: Is that a safe??? Why is there a safe in a wrestling match!
MF: Jericho is up to his feet
BBH: Jericho picks up that trashcan full of weapons, this dosn't look too good for Raven
MF: Jericho throws the trashcan, and all of it comes crashing down on Raven's head!
BBH: Raven's gunna be seeing a flock over his head after that one haha.
MF: Jericho now picking Raven up.
BBH: After those last couple of shots, Jericho must be picking up dead weight.
MF: Hard elbow to the stomach by Raven
MF: Raven grabs Jericho by the hair
MF: He just slammed Ravens head against the safe! Good Lord!
BBH: What the hell happened to the lighting in the arena???
MF: Jericho's face just got destroyed, and you're worrying about the lighting Brain?
MF: Raven has a grip on Jericho
MF: I've had that happen to me folks, that does not tickle.
BBH: Ravens trying to kill him! There hasn't been an actual wrestling move in this match so far!
MF: Raven rolls up Jericho trying to get a quick win
Ref EB: 1.....................2.....
MF: Jericho kicks out
BBH: Both men struggling to get to their feet, Jericho has a hand on the stop sign
MF: Jericho has the sign
BBH: I think Raven thinks Jericho is more hurt then he actually is, Raven appears to be taking a breather, and is taking his sweet time getting to his feet
BBH: Finally the lighting is back to normal.
MF: Who cares, Jericho measuring Raven up
BBH Turn around you idiot!
MF: I thought you were rooting for Jericho
BBH: I am that's why I want Raven to turn around, so Jericho can nail him with the sign! You sure are slow Foley
MF: Jesus! the sound of Raven's skull bouncing off the steel is ringing throughout the arena
BBH: There you go Jericho, now stay on him
MF: No way, Ravens still on his feet...
BBH: He should not be standing, even Jericho cant believe it
MF: and down he goes, Jericho now running to the ladder
BBH: guess we spoke too soon Foley
MF: Jericho jumps onto the ladder
BBH: Great athleticism by Jericho
MF: Huge Lionsault by Jericho, this could be it
BBH: That's it no way Raven will kick out
Ref: 1.........................2...........
MF: Raven kicks out at 2 and 1/2
MF: Jericho now dragging Raven over to the tables
MF: Jericho with a big kick below the belt, thats unlike the fan favorite Jericho
BBH: A mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do to win.
MF: Jericho's gunna powerbomb Raven through the table!
BBH: Not if Raven has anything to say about it
MF: that was a pure desperation move by Raven
BBH: I think Jericho's hurt Foley, he landed awkwardly between those two tables.
MF: wow that second table didnt break, it flipped over and landed on Jericho instead!
BBH: Raven grabs the Kendostick
MF: he's taking his time and doing his signature taunt, not sure how smart that is, the veteran Raven should know better.
MF: swing and a miss by Raven, I believe Jericho has his hand on an iron
BBH: Why is there an iron in a wrestling match!
MF: Sweet Jesus! Jericho nailed Raven in the face with that steel iron! Bah Gawd!
BBH: For Christ sake Foley, how many lines are you gunna steal tonight? You fit right in with this New York crowd
MF: While Raven puts his face back together, Jericho is putting the table in position.
MF: Raven's up to his feet
BBH: He must have one hell of a headache
MF: Raven now charging at Jericho...
MF: Jericho just lifted Raven way over head and powerbombed him straight to hell!
BBH: wheres jericho going??? Pin him!
MF: Jericho appears to be heading over to the ladder. Look at Raven he landed in a very awkward position.
MF: Jericho ascending the ladder
BBH: Im surprised you knew that word Foley
MF: Shut it Brain before I put you through a table
MF: Jericho grabbing the TV
BBH: WHY IS THERE A TV IN A WRESTLING MATCH???
MF: Raven's up on his feet... i dont like the look of this
BBH: Raven must think he's hanging with Jeff Hardy, he has no idea whats going on!
MF: Hey this is a family show, and Jeff's on our roster, he's clean
MF: Jericho takes flight!
MF: WOW! Jericho destroyed Raven
BBH: I'll be surprised if Raven isn't dead
MF: Raven's gunna be more messed up in the head then usual by the time this match is over
BBH: Jericho now choosing from the colorful assortment of weapons we have
MF: Raven's up to his feet, and Jericho has a crutch!
BBH: I think the crack from that crutch made me deaf Foley! I cant hear a thing after that.
MF: Raven cant even stay on his feet after that one.
MF: Jericho removes the TV and is now pulling Raven up by the hair.
BBH: Jericho is looking to whip Raven into the ladder...
MF: Raven reverses, and drop toe holds Jericho into the ladder, trademark Raven!
BBH: I thought he did that with a chair not a ladder...
MF: You have to use whatever's available to you
BBH: Kind like how your wife choose you, right Foley?
MF: I might come out of retirement after that comment Brain
MF: Jericho's skull bounced right off the ladder
BBH: He's a rockstar, he should be used to headbanging
MF: I don't think thats the same type of headbanging
MF: Bulldog right across the safe, more trademark Raven!
MF: Raven taking a breather here
BBH: Raven back on the attack, how many actual wrestling moves have we seen in this match Foley, 3?
MF: Around that number Brain, this is an all out hardcore war for the championship!
BBH: well, ill be damned Raven just did a suplex!
MF: Raven is a great wrestler, dont under estimate him.
MF: Raven Staying on the attack.
BBH: Hey, get your hands off my laptop, i payed good money for that!
MF: Here comes Raven
BBH: Damnit Jericho, i said get your hands off my laptop!
MF: Good lord, Jericho just nailed Raven with your laptop Brain!
BBH: Im sending him the bill for that if he loses tonight, if he wins i can buy a better one!
MF: Folks, we here at GWF do not support gambling, so please disregard Brains last comment
BBH: Wow, look at you Foley using big boy words
MF: where did i put Mr. Socko? Could use him right about now
MF: Raven gets whipped into the Golf bag, and Jericho's firing up this crowd.
BBH: Thats a nice bag, im gunna check it out after the show
MF: Again Folks, ignore Brain
MF: Here comes Jericho
MF: OUCH! Jericho going for the code breaker, but Raven catches him and sends him back first into the steps!
BBH: Wow, im gunna have to recommend my chiropractor to Jericho after that one.
MF: Raven picks up Jericho and white russian leg sweeps him right into the apron, more trademark Raven!
BBH: I didnt think it was possible Foley, but you've become more annoying than Micheal Cole.
MF: Raven just cracked Jericho with that kendo stick!
BBH: Jericho is gunna have some serious back issues
MF: lethal combination my Raven there, he elbowed Jericho hard in the throat, then kicked his head off!
BBH: Come on Jericho, I've got too much riding on this match!
MF: Pure desperation move by Jericho there, as he dropped Raven's throat right against the top rope.
BBH: At a boy Jericho.
MF: Jericho grabs that Barbedwire 2 x 4, taking a page out of Cactus Jack's book
BBH: why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
MF: He nailed Raven right in the face!
BBH: Like Raven wasn't ugly looking enough already.
MF: Jericho setting up a table here.
MF: Jericho putting Raven on the table, and a big punch to try and keeep him down, wonder what Jericho has in mind here.
MF: Jericho heading up the ladder
BBH: Look out Jericho! Raven's up!
MF: i dont think he can hear you Brain.
MF: Raven pulls Jericho down and his skull bounces off the ladder
BBH: NO! come on Jericho
MF: What the hell does Raven have in mind here?
MF: OH MY GOD NO WAY!
BBH: JERICHO IS DEAD!
MF: EVEN FLOW OFF A LADDER ONTO A SAFE!!!!!!
MF: AND THAT SICK BASTARD RAVEN IS TAUNTING
BBH: JERICHO"S FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD!
Ref:1................................2...........................................
Ref:3!
MF: Raven is our new world champion.........but is Jericho even breathing?
BBH:......That......that was just.....my god.
BBH: Can we get someone out here to check on Jericho he hasnt moved!
MF: Folks.....thats all the time we have....my god.