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JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to GWF's portion of Freedomania, live on the WFIGS Network! I'm joined by my broadcast colleague, Bobby "The Brain Heenan"
BBH: Hello Ross and hello Global Wrestling fans! We're back in this huminoid stink hole known as New York City for Freedomania!
JR: Aw hush up Brain, folks tonight we have some amazing cruiserweight action as Cruiserweight Champion Bryan Danielson will take on Mistico and "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal, in a triple threat match!
JR: And here comes Lethal
JR: Lethal paying homage to his favorite wrestler, the "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
BBH: He's no Randy Savage, Ross.
JR: Well of course not Brain, there will only ever be one Macho Man.
JR: And these fans are eating up Lethal's shtick.
BBH: Bah, they're huminoids every last one of 'em!
JR: And here comes the masked mexican warrior, Mistico!
BBH: Finally a real competitor! Mistico is a world renowned competitor and multi-champion in Mexico's biggest promotion CMLL
BBH: Oh watch this Ross,
BBH: Look at that athleticism!
JR: And here comes the peoples champion! These fans are going absolutely nuts for Bryan Danielson!
BBH: Bah! Bryan didn't even win that title! It was just given to him!
JR: Oh stop it Brain! you know damn well Bryan had the X-division championship won until that damn Tyler Black and the Shield jumped him and stole the X-Division title. Which is why at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY, Tyler Black will take on Danielson and Austin Aries in the Ultimate X.
BBH: Ah, Tyler Black! Now theres a real competitor!
JR: Now Bryan handing over the title.
JR: And this one's underway!
JR: And they lock horns!
JR: Bryan and Lethal twist the arms of Mistico...
BBH: Oh yeah, double team the most talented guy, real fair!
JR: And they sweep his arms out, planting Mistico straight on his face and chest.
JR: And now Bryan with a big forearm smash!
JR: Lethal got absolutely rocked by that forearm smash, Bryan now loading up for another one...
BBH: Maybe that'll knock some sense into him! haha!
JR: But Lethal blocks!
JR: Lethal drills him with a huge roundhouse!
BBH: All three men are very well versed with their kicks.
JR: And Mistico with a kick of his own!
JR: Bryan is out cold!
BBH: And Lethal and Mistico lock eyes...erm um mask and eyes!
JR: Mistico goes for the springboard, but Lethal dives for the ropes!
JR: Lethal stops Mistico dead in his tracks.
BBH: That landing was nasty Ross! Mistico had no time to break his fall, he nearly got spiked on his head!
JR: Lethal hanging Mistico on that top rope
BBH: Bryan's back on his feet!
JR: Bryan's airborn...
JR: Dropkick straight to the kneecap of Jay Lethal!
JR: Bah Gawd! Bryan took Lethal's knee out, causing him to spike Mistico straight on his head!
JR: Bryan getting this crowd fired up!
JR: Bryan off the ropes, Lethal favoring that knee...
JR: Bryan with a huge running elbow straight to the back of Lethal's knee!
BBH: Mistico's up to his feet!
JR: Lethal's really favoring that knee on the outside
JR: Oh! What a move!
BBH: Mistico shows off that raw athleticism as he hurrancanrana's Bryan outside onto Lethal!
JR: Mistico takes a look back at his opponents
JR: Mistico with a spring board...
JR: Huge Asai Moonsault by Mistico!
BBH: Now Mistico's fired up, I love it!
JR: Mistico back in the ring and off the ropes but Lethal is on the apron.
JR: Springboard by Lethal, but here comes Mistico...
JR: Lethal catches him with a huge springboard clothesline, and Bryan's back in the ring
JR: Bryan grabs Lethal in a full nelson...
JR: Dear Lord!
BBH: Bryan planted Lethal with that Dragon Suplex! I thought he was gonna drive him through the mat!
Ref;1.................2
JR: Oh but Lethal Kicks out at 2.
JR: Bryan and Lethal both back up to their feet...
JR:Bah Gawd!
BBH:He drove Bryan's head through that middle turnbuckle!
JR: Lethal squeezes past the out cold Bryan, and Mistico rolls him up...
Ref:1............2
JR:lethal again kicks out at 2, and Bryan grabs ahold of Mistico...
JR: Mistico lifts up Mistico for a northern lights Suplex...
BBH: Not only is he athletic he's strong too!
JR: Bryan swings it into a tornado DDT
JR:But Lethal catches the legs of Bryan!
BBH: This doesn't look too good for Bryan...
JR: BAH GAWD! THEY KILLED HIM< THEY KILLED HIM!
BBH: Jesus is the kid breathing?!?!
JR: A KRS-ONE Into a back breaker! Unbelievable he might be dead!
BBH: That wasn't too smart by Lethal, he was already favoring that knee, now Mistico is again targeting it.
JR: Dear God! Mistico is hanging by that bad knee!
JR:Mistico drops him still clutching on to that knee...
BBH: Mistico using his brains here, he sees Lethal has a bad knee and now he's targeting it.
JR: Mistico drops him down into a half boston crab...
BBH: You don't become the champ without Brains, Ross.
JR: Mistico really locking it in now!
BBH:Lethal looks like he's about to tap!
JR: Oh but Bryan dives and stops Lethal from tapping!
BBH: Mistico hd this won Ross!
JR: Bryan up to his feet and nails him with a huge Roundhouse Kick! knocking him off of Lethal!
JR: Bryan pulls Mistico off and it appears he's going for a catapult...
JR:No! Mistico catches the top rope!
BBH: What athleticism!
JR: Mistico with a moonsault he rolls into a reverse DDT..
BBH: Watch Lethal off the ropes...
JR: Lethal with a huge clothesline, causing Bryan to still get planted with a reverse ddt!
JR: Lethal calling for the...
JR:: Lethal Injection #1! Planting Mistico ontop of Bryan!
JR: Lethal with the cover
BBH:C'mon Mistico!!
Ref:1.............2......
JR: Mistico kicks out at 2!
JR: Bryan stomps on Mistico's bad leg, letting him know he won't be going anywhere.
JR: Surfboard stretch! They are really targeting that knee!
BBH:But look, Mistico's up top!
JR: Oh Dear Lord!
BBH: Double foot stomp to Lethal while he was in that surfboard stretch!
JR: Now a cattle mutilation!
BBH:Here comes Mistico...
JR: And a half crab to boot!
BBH: They are killing Lethal! If he taps who wins?!?!
JR: Both men let go.
BBH: And Lethal is in some serious pain!
JR: Mistico goes for a superkick
BBH: But Bryan catches it!
JR: And Bryan spins it into a German Suplex!
Ref:1............2............
JR: Mistico barely kicks out!
BBH: What resilience by Mistico!
JR: Bryan grabs Mistico
BBH: Mistico with an elbow to the gut...
JR: And Mistico throws Bryan straight out of the ring.
BBH: Lethal is up on his feet!
JR: Lethal Combination!
JR: Lethal off the ropes
BBH: Not too smart Ross, he should cover Mistico he's not using his Brains!
JR: Lethal hits Bryan with a suicide dive!
JR: Lethal grabs that fans sign...
JL:THE BLACK MACHISMO JAY LETHAL IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
JR: Lethal back in the ring, and Mistico loads up for a Clothesline.
JR: Lethal ducks...
JR: Handspring...
JR: Lethal Injection #2!
BBH: Bryan's on the top rope!
JR: Lethal with the cover!
BBH:But Here comes Bryan can he break up the three count!
Ref:1..................2...........................
JR: Diving Headbutt! And Bryan breaks up the three count!
BBH: This match is absolutely incredible!
JR: Lethal and Bryan are up on their feet, and Mistico is really feeling the effects of that Lethal Injection.
JR: Bryan uses Mistico as a launching pad and hits Lethal with a Forearm smash.
JR: He loads up for another forearm...
BBH: Mistico is stirring...
JR: And he drills him again.
BBH: Mistico is waiting for Bryan...
JR: Bryan backs up straight into the clutches of Mistico...
JR: Dragon Suplex!
JR: Mistico setting Lethal up....
BBH: No, no! That's not using your Brain Mistico pin Bryan!
JR: it looks like the force of that dragon suplex flipped Bryan back to his feet!
BBH: Mistico has him up for the C4!
JR: But here comes Bryan!
JR: Bryan has Mistico by the waist!
BBH:NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: GERMAN SUPLEX C4!!!!!!!!!
BBH:OH MY GOD!
Ref:1.........................2........................
REF:3!
JR: Bryan Danielson retains the Cruiserweight title in a phenomenal match! That's all the time we have for tonight see you at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY folks!