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JR: Hello fans and welcome to another exciting edition of GWF! we're live from the beautiful Radio City Music Hall in New York City!
BBH: That's right JR, good ol' Vinny Mac can keep us out of MSG, but he can't keep us out of New York City!
JR: That's right Brain, tonight folks we bring you only the best of the very best as we open tonight with the Battle Royal for GWF's X-division championship!
JR: There it is folks some of the best talent from all over the world will be coming into the GWF to compete for that title.
BBH: That's right that top talent includes the "Broski Paparazzi" Shelley or Ryder have my pick to win this one.
JR: Yeah well, we'll just see how much of a team those two are, when it comes to who gets the pinfall to take the championship.
JR: And here they come, Matt Sydal followed by Bryan Danielson. Danielson, is without a doubt the most popular wrestler today, this crowd just went nuts at the mere sight of him.
BBH: I have to give it to him Ross, these people love him, but he lacks that cocky mean streak Sydal is known for having.
JR: Bryan just performs his signaure "YES" Pose and this capacity crowd went nuts!
BBH: Yeah but the real competitior is the man behind him "The Greatest Man to Ever Live" Austin Aries!
JR: While Aries is no doubt an unbelievable talent, he is quite frankly an ass.
JR: And next we have one of the most decorated talents in all of pro wrestling, the Ultimo Dragon!
BBH: This man has competed around the world and i've seen him for years, great talent but he concerns himself too much with "Honor" and "Respect"
JR: He is the last, hence "Ultimo" which means the last in spanish, trainee of the "Dragon" Bruce Lee, they don't come more legit than the Ultimo Dragon.
BBH: That's another thing, is he Japanese or Spanish?!?
JR: Oh hush Brain, out next we have one of the top talents in all of Mexico, Mistico!
BBH: Doesn't this guy have a bad reputation?
JR: He has had some difficulty because of his lightning quick offence, but that should be no problem in this battle royal.
BBH: And now my two personal favorites, The Broski Paparazzi! these two young men have a bright future ahead of them, young brash and bold!
JR: They're little antics sure have put a target on their backs Brain, i don't think the rest of the roster take to kindly to their attitude.
BBH: Who cares what the rest of the humanoids think, these two are the future!
JR: Ryder never puts that damn camera down.
BBH: Of course not JR! do you live in the 21st century? Ryder and Shelley need to keep their instagram followers, twitter followers, vine followers, and even Facebook friends up to date. It's modern day merchandising!
JR: And these guys look like their ready to tear each other limb from limb!
JR: And now they're closing in on them.
BBH:Hey! Watch the camera! That's expensive equipment watch their Iphones too!
JR: And now they attack! A flurry of punches and kicks!
BBH: Hey that's not fair it's 5 on 1!
JR: It could be worse Brain, Adam Cole, Christopher Daniels and Petey Williams did not come down, apparently they were found in the back in "No shape to compete" And it seems now that they're ready to take out the trash!
JR: And there they go!
BBH: C'mon guys get up! regroup!
JR: Now Bryan running for the ropes, Dragon and Mistico have a stare down while Sydal cracks Aries with a stiff elbow.
JR: Now Dragon blocks the kick attempt
JR: Dragon also blocks a right hand!
BBH: Do you see Sydal? God i think he broke Aries jaw with that stiff knee!
JR: Suicide dive!
JR: And Bryan takes both men out!
BBH: Stupid JR! Now he's stuck outside with both men.
JR:Another blocked left.
JR: WOW! Ultimo ducked a big kick.
BBH: Looked like something straight out of the matrix!
JR: German suplex attempt.
BBH: Sydal rolled to the outside.
JR:Oh! Mistico narrowly avoids landing on his neck and rolls through.
BBH: Wow that was close, could have been a recipe for disaster.
JR: Back hand spring off the ropes.
JR: Mistico's air born!
BBH: He's so quick he's like a blur!
JR: Ultimo rolls through.
BBH: Aries hits Sydal with a hard shot outside the ring.
JR: And Now Ultimo and Mistico have a stand off as neither has gotten any clear offence in yet.
BBH: Now the Broski's working over Bryan on the outside
BBH: I can only imagine what type of innovative offence they have here as they lift Bryan way overhead.
JR:Good god! They brought Bryan straight down over their knees!
BBH: Haha i love it! Rubbing it in Bryan's face now!
JR: BAck in the ring this time it's Mistico that blocks a big right hand from Ultimo.
JR: Mistico grabs the arm and goes behind.
BBH: He's a little Mexican jumping bean Ross!
JR: And Mistico hooks his legs...
BBH: But Ultimo just threw him up on his shoulders like he was nothing!
JR:?!?!?!?!?
BBH:What in God's name?!?
BBH:Sweet jesus!
JR: BAH GAWD! He killed him!
BBH: MIsitco may be done for the rest of the match that was down right brutal!
JR: Now the Broski Paparazzi hit the ring.
BBH: And Aries has Sydal up on the apron.
JR: Ultimo nails Ryder with a kick, but the number game catches up as Shelley nails him with a fore arm.
BBH: Meanwhile on the outside Aries has Sydal way over head.
BBH: Brain Buster on the apron to Sydal!
JR: That was absolutely nasty! back in the ring Shelley putting the boots to Ultimo while Ryder regains his breath.
BBH: Look how well they work as a cohesive unit JR.
JR: That won't last long as both Aries and Bryan have hit the ring.
JR: Huge running elbow by Bryan, as Aries hit Shelley with a neck breaker.
JR: Now Aries has Shelley up over head
BBH: Look at that sly dog Bryan in the corner he's not as squeaky clean as he looks!
JR: Face crusher by Aries
BBH: And here comes Bryan!
JR: Shinning Wizard by Bryan to Aries,
JR: Look Sydal's up to his feet!
BBH: Here comes Sydal!
JR: Huge senton by Sydal!
BBH: Now Ultimo and Mistico are back up, this match is so quick i can barely keep up, somebody go get me a water!
JR: Now The Dragon setting up for his signature Asai DDT.
JR: But Mistico catches them!
BBH: And The Paparazzi are back up too!
JR: BAH GAWD! They spiked The Dragon on his head!
BBH: Look at the Paparazzi, discussing their strategy, that's what makes them so lethal.
JR: Ryder breaks up the pin attempt by Sydal.
BBH: And Shelley works over Mistico with a stiff forearm.
Ryder: WOO WOO WOO
Shelley: YOU KNOW IT
BBH: See this JR? This is the paparazzi's new tag team finisher, were bros so they gave me the inside scoop, it's called...
BBH: The 15 Minutes of Fame!
JR: I must admit that was devastating, a Shiranui, followed by a broski boot, wow! also Bryan has Aries hooked by his arms.
JR: Shelley attempting to get back to the ring.
JR: But Aries uses Ryder as a launching pad sending him into Shelley.
BBH: C'mon boys regroup!
JR: Back in the ring Bryan has the Cattle Mutilation locked in, dead center middle of the ring and everyones down this may be it!
JR: Will Aries tap!?!?!
BBH: Who the hell is that in the crowd Ross?
JR: Good God that's the group know as the Shield! Jon Moxley leads in the front, Tyler Black has just flipped over the barricade and Roman Reigns is now standing on the barricade!
BBH: DO they even have contracts?
JR: I have no idea Brain, i just hope they stay out of this fantastic Battle Royal!
JR: And now they've hit the ring! For christ sake get out of there!
BBH: I believe the one you said is Moxley is putting the boots to Bryan!
JR: Yes that's right Brain, now Black's targeting Sydal and Reign's is stalking The Dragon, this isn't necessary!
BBH: There goes Sydal!
JR: SPEAR! Spear by Reigns to Ultimo!
JR: Headlock Driver by Moxley!
BBH: I heard the roar of Reign's from here!
JR: Ansd now Reign's and Black take out the trash, this is deplorable!
JR: Mistico charged Moxley, but he caught him...
BBH: This isn't looking too good for Mistico...
JR: HE's up for The Hook.....
JR:?!?!?!??!?!?!?
BBH:?!?!??!?!?!?
JR: And Ladder Curb Stomp! BAH GAWD i've never seen anything so disgusting in all my years in the business! Stop the match, stop the damn match!
BBH: That was too far...christ is Mistico still breathing?!?
JR: And the group known as The Shield look proud of their handy work, this makes me just sick!
BBH: Now what?!?
JR: Oh god damn it no! You didn't earn that put that down!
BBH: Folks we'll be taking a short break while we clean things up....good god....
JR: And folks here we have our Hardcore champion Kane, remember folks that title is up for grabs 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
BBH: I don't see anyone taking that title from him any time soon, he's an absolute monster!
JR: Speak of the devil, it looks like the Road Dogg Jesse James is going to try and take that belt.
BBH: Best of luck to him, should we start arranging his funeral now or later?
JR: And he ambushes Kane!
JR: And now a left hand
BBH: Not even a flinch from Kane...
JR: And a right hand....
BBH: Kane still hasn't moved...it seems to ammuse him almost...
JR: And now Kane has the Road Dogg by the throat.
BBH:I'll start ordering his casket.
JR: Kane has him way up there!
BBH: No! Not the catering table spare the food!
JR: And Kane runs through another challenger.
JR: And i don't think anyone's taking him down anytime soon.
JR: Now here comes Kane for his official sanctioned hardcore match.
JR: I feel bad for whatever poor sucker agreed to this match.
JR: Oh Boy! It's everyone's favorite pimp, the Godfather!
BBH: Hey, that casket i just ordered for Road Dogg, i'm gonna need another one.
JR: Oh hush Bobby.
JR: and these fans love the Godfather.
JR: Oh! Monster big boot from Kane
BBH: Kane has no remorse it's like dealing with a statue.
JR: And Kane has the 300+ pound Godfather over 7 nearly 8 feet in the air!
BBH: His strength is incredible! He shouldn't be allowed to compete!
JR:?!?!??!?!?!!?
JR: Dear God! The Godfather isn't moving!
JR: And here comes Scott Hall with a pipe! The Problems between Scott Hall and Kane date back to Freedomania when Hall Screwed over Kane to give his buddy Kevin Nash the victory, and ever since then the Outsiders and the Brothers of Destruction have been locked in a bitter feud.
JR: And he hopps right over the Godfather, we need to get that man help!
BBH: His casket should be arriving shortly.
JR: And Hall hits the ring.
BBH: Kane's just waiting...it's eerie....
JR: Kane blocks the pipe.
JR: Sick uppercut from Kane
BBH: He damn near knocked Hall out of his boots!
JR: And here comes Nash to ensure what happened to the Godfather doesn't happen to his buddy Hall.
BBH: The lights have gone out! have Godfather and Road Dogg's caskets arrived?
JR: It's the Undertaker!
JR: And he chases Nash to the back.
BBH: Looks like that was just enough to distract Kane.
JR: It's the Shield! the Shield is back again!
BBH: They came prepared Ross!
JR: Black shouldn't be wearing that belt! it appears Moxley has brought a baseball bat, Black has a barbedwire bat, and Reigns has Brass Knucks!
JR: Kane caught Moxley's bat with his bare hand!
BBH: But Reign's is locked and loaded!
JR: He threw down Moxley and a big boot to Black.
BBH: And here comes Reigns!
BBH: Reigns is air born....
JR: Brass Knuckled Superman Punch!
BBH: I don't see how Kane could withstand that!
BBH: He's still on his feet!
JR: Reigns off the ropes now.
JR: Spear! Spear by Roman Reigns and the big man's off his feet!
JR: And now they appear to be setting him up for....
BBH:These Guys are ruthless...i like it.
JR:The Triple....
JR: Powerbomb!
JR: Moxley barking orders, they're still not done with him!
BBH: They wanna make sure he's done for good! Here comes Black with a chair.
JR: Oh dear god....
BBH: Headlock driver! these guys movesets are down right lethal.
BBH: If Moxley pins Kane does that make him hardcore champion?
JR: I believe it does, the Hardcore title does follow the 24/7 rule.
Ref: 1............2.............
Ref:3!
JR: Those bastards have done it, they now hold 2 GWF Titles hostage.
JR: Kane's up!
BBH: I can't believe it!
JR: And the Shield bolt for it! but not before Moxley shows off that title one last time.
BBH: Sorry folks, Reigns damn near just killed the cameraman! No one's safe!
JR: Kane clearly not happy with the Shield, but he has bigger things on his plate with the Outsiders.
BBH: We'll be right back folks.
Mick Foley: You know, I've known Dusty Rhodes for many years now, dating back to the WCW and my days as Cactus Jack. Dusty's kid was around too, young, energetic, handsome, athletic, this kid had it all. I'm talking about Dustin of course. Then Dusty had his other kid, a little snot nose bastard that ran around harassing the boys. We hated this kid, detested him. He was an obnoxious little loud mouth son of a bitch.
MF: Now fast foward to today and I'm still dealing with that obnoxious little loud mouth son of a bitch, except now he's a bit bigger but it doesn't matter i'll handle him just like his father did, grab him and give him the ass-whooping of a lifetime. So Cody you think you can take this away from me? My retirement? All i wanted to do was just peacefully ride off into the sunset but you just couldn't let that happen, could you Cody? NO YOU JUST COULDN'T LET ME WALK AWAY! THIS IS YOUR FAULT CODY AND WHATEVER UNSPEAKABLE ACTIONS THESE HANDS CAUSE ON YOUR LITTLE PRETTY-BOY FACE JUST KNOW IT WAS BY YOUR OWN HAND.
MF: Cody, you have no idea what harm you have brought on yourself because after Raven tonight, i'm coming for you.
JR: Wow that was one powerful promo by Foley.
BBH: He's a freak JR! He's obsessed with someone who's far superior to him in every way!
JR: That's not it at all Brain, Cody has attacked Mick's wife and kids and worst of all his career.
BBH: Forget Foley Ross, here's a real talent, Chris Jericho!
JR: Jericho is one of the three men involved in the main event of our upcoming PPV.
BBH: Jericho is my pick to win it all Ross, Raven had to damn near kill him at Fall Brawl 2012!
JR: Be that as it may we has two tough rivals in CM Punk and Raven.
BBH: Bah! Raven is a glorified garbage worker and Punk is severely overated Jericho's the real champion.
JR: That's your opinion Brain, but remember there's two world titles involved here and Jericho holds neither of them.
BBH: He doesn't need them Ross! That Jacket of his is probably worth more than both of those titles!
JR: Tonight Jericho will be taking on local talent Mike Cage.
BBH: Who in the blue hell is this guy?
JR: Jericho seems to be taking his opponent very lightly here.
BBH: Of course! who could take this guy seriously. Does he seriously think he has a chance?
JR: Now Cage asking for a test of strength.
BBH:OH see now i get this guys gimmick, he's a comedian!
JR: Oh hush Brain.
JR: Jericho obliges and they lock horns.
JR: Jericho makes quick work of the young kid and quickly turns him around into a German suplex position.
JR: And a big German suplex from Jericho!
BBH: Haha welcome to the big leagues junior!
JR: Whoa looks like Cage caught Jericho by surprise with a....
JR: Drop toehold right into the turnbuckle!
BBH: Hey! That's not legal is it?
JR: Brain you and i both know that move's as legal as a head lock.
JR: Double foot stomp to the back of Jericho.
JR: Spring board...
BBH:C'mon snap out of it Chris!
JR: Dropkick!
JR: No! Jericho caught him.
JR: And he locks in the lion tamer!
BBH: Aha! This one's over no one can withstand that kind of back pressure.
JR: And Cage officially taps!
JR: Jericho gets an easy victory, however it won't be this easy for Raven who will be facing Mankind in tonights main event.
BBH: Here comes the most impressive super star in the world, he is undefeated in the GWF and multiple other federations around the world, he is a multi-time champion, he is the "Swiss Superman" he is the pound for pound strongest man in wrestling today, he is Claudio Castangoli!
JR: He is one incredible athlete, he won the US Championship on our last episode.
BBH: Look at those guns! he's jacked! i can't wait to hear what he has to say.
BBH: Hey Claudio buddy over here! Man if i was still managing you'd be my star pupil!
JR: Oh dear lord brain you're head over heels!
JR: I just appreciate good talent JR!
JR: Claudio now asking for a mic.
CC: People of America fear not! The "Swiss Superman" and your US Champion is here. Lately I've been lacking competition around here i already ran through Bryan Danielson and Nick Ziggler.
CC: Now who in the back wants to get their ass handed to them at ALL THE PAIN MONEY CAN BUY ?
JR:: That's Big E Langston! He's one of the most athletically gifted wrestlers in all of professional wrestling.
BBH: Yeah but my laptop has more charisma than this guy!
JR: And Big E charges the ring!
CC: This is my competition? oh-ho surely you must be joking.
JR: Oh! Claudio goes for the cheap shot, but Big E blocks
JR: And a big shot from Big E!
BBH: Hey what the hell! Claudio was just testing the mic!
JR: Oh don't be so full of it Brain, you know what his real intentions were!
JR: Now Claudio's heading for the hills.
BBH: He's just regrouping JR!
JR: Yeah well see how well he regroups after the break, folks up next it's time for the main event, Raven vs Mankind, stay tuned!
JR: And here comes Mick Foley, apparently in full Mankind form.
BBH: Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love whatever you wanna call him, the man's a psychopath. He should be locked up and institutionalized.
JR:Psychopath or not, these fans sure do love Ms. Foley's baby boy.
BBH:Of course these humanoids can relate to him, they remind him of their own deranged uncles.
BBH: Oh what the hell is he doing now? rocking back and forth like that damn lunatic.
JR: And here comes one of the most polarizing figures to ever step foot in a ring, Raven.
BBH: Another damn lunatic wheres his usual groupie rejects?
JR: Raven hasn't had his flock for a while now Brain, and say what you want he is the first ever GWF World Heavyweight Champion.
BBH: Does that reign even count? He never even officially got to hold it!
JR: Raven asking for a mic here. Raven may not be the most athletic or best looking guy but he has one sharp tongue.
Raven: Punk...
BBH: It looks like Raven won't be saying much because here comes Foley.
JR: Oh and Raven just narrowly dives out of the way!
BBH: Foley's out his damn mind!
JR: Raven however wasting no time going after Foley.
JR: And a stiff shot.
JR: Raven going for the bulldog now.
JR:But Foley reverses it into a backdrop suplex.
BBH:He's not as stupid as he looks Ross.
JR: Foley stays on the attack.
JR: Wow colossal right hand from Foley.
JR: Foley picking Raven up to his feet.
JR: But Raven counters....
JR: Into a droptoe hold! Signature Raven.
BBH: Signature? since when do you say that?
JR: Raven sets Foley up...
JR: Foley chest first into that turn buckle and Raven off the ropes.
JR:Huge clothesline by Raven!
JR: Pin attempt
Ref:1............2
BBH: Foley kicks out, obviously this sicko is gonna need a lot more to be put away.
JR: Both men back to their feet and Raven with a left hand.
JR: But Foley answers back!
JR: And another!
BBH: Foley getting fired up here.
JR: And Foley's really hammering away now.
MF: BANG BANG!
BBH:What did he lose track of which persona he is?
JR: Foley charging Raven...
JR: Oh! Big running knee strike!
BBH: That's just brutal! Right to the temple Raven could be knocked out!
JR: Raven clearly dazed and Foley assisting him to his feet.
JR: It looks like Foley's going for....
JR: The stump puller piledriver!
BBH: Foley is the only man i've seen preform a piledriver like that, figures only he would have such disregard for his competitor!
Ref:1...............2....
JR: Raven kicks out, theres a reason he was the first ever GWF World champion.
MF:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BBH: Oh for the love of god he's doing the pig squeal again!
JR: Both man up to their feet and Raven asking Foley to bring it on.
JR: Raven blocks....
JR: He goes for Foley's legs.
JR: Dear lord! Raven dropped Mick neck first with a hangman against the top rope!
JR: And now he rolls him up!
Ref:1................2.....
JR: No! Foley kicks out!
BBH: There's gonna be no winner in this match Ross, these two are just gonna beat the hell out of each other!
JR: Raven brings Foley to his feet.
JR: Oh! Low blow by Foley.
BBH: That's illegal, but the ref was in no position to see it!
JR: Foley measuring up Raven...
JR:??!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!
BBH: !?!?!??!!
JR: Wow! Foley clotheslined Raven straight over the top rope!
BBH: Foley really is pulling out all the stops in this match.
JR: Foley back up the apron.
BBH: Foley again doing that stupid one arm raise taunt...
JR: And here comes Foley!
BBH: That's a lot of rear end weight coming down, haha!
JR: Wow huge cannonball from Foley.
BBH: Raven is really taking a beating here.
JR: Foley brings Raven to his feet...
JR: Oh, but Raven counters with a neck breaker!
JR: And he rolls Foley back in the ring.
BBH: Both men looking a bit slow here.
BBH: And another huge right hand from Foley!
JR: And he slams Raven's head into the turnbuckle.
JR: Foley setting Raven up here.
BBH: These two men are absolutely killing each other!
JR: Foley has Raven in the tree of woe.
BBH: Again with that stupid taunt...
JR: Big corner elbow drop by Foley!
BBH: Foley's taking too much time, in my opinion he's out of shape.
JR: Oh hush Brain.
JR: Now Foley looking to end it here with the double arm ddt!
JR: Raven rolls out!
BBH: I told you Foley is slow!
JR: Raven pulls Foley in now....
BBH: He hits this move from almost out of nowhere.
JR: Even Flow! Even Flow DDT from Raven!
JR: Hey! What the hell is that Foley's legs are being held down!
BBH: I don't see a thing!
Ref:1..............2..................
JR: Hey that's Cody Rhodes holding down Foley's legs!
BBH: There's nothing wrong here!
ref:3!
JR: Raven wins! Raven steals one thanks to that rat bastard Cody Rhodes!
BBH: Hey watch what you say about him! He's just sending a message!
JR: Foley looks like he's ready to murder Rhodes!
BBH: He better not lay a hand on him!
JR: Folks that's all the time we have for tonight, we'll see you next week goodnight!